NFL preseason: βRest the starters. Someone might get turf toe.β
NBA preseason: βWe need to manage their loads.β
MLB spring training: βI got a paper cut. Put me on the 10-day IL.β
NHL preseason: βLetβs fucking kill each other.β
MITCH MARNER HAS THE MOST POINTS IN A PLAYOFF RUN IN GOLDEN KNIGHTS HISTORY
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it's time to lock in diva. πππππ
mitch marner will PLAY GOOD HOCKEY.
jack eichel will SHOOT THE PUCK.
rasmus andersson will KEEP THE PUCK ON HIS STICK
Everybody GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
Regardless of your hockey team, this Stanley Cup Finals intro is absolutely unbelievableβ¦
Ray Bourque interview, @TheKillers βAll These Things That Iβve Doneβ playing, Jon Hamm narratingβ¦ Just perfection. Made me tear up.
Extremely well done ππ½ππ½
Macaulay Culkin writes tribute to Catherine OβHara:
βMama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you but I had so much more to say. I love you. Iβll see you laterβ