Jackie Smith

terrible skateboarder, bad golfer, average tennis player, keen drinker

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Landed LHR 🛬

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Watching the Spain Vs Cape Verde match with Spanish commentary. I’ve no idea exactly what’s being said but the energy and tension says it all 😂😂

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I’m sure some people are having horrendous experiences with EES but my experience so far is that it’s faster and more efficient than the old system. So fast that I’ve forsaken free beer for a paid version

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Google maps: ….On top of the mountain
Me: well how high can this mountain be exactly?
Me (40 mins later) 😥😓😰🫩

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Checked out of the hotel this morning and the courtesy room they gave me this evening to freshen up in had a heated toilet seat. It’s 32 degrees outside. Very weird sensation!

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Waking up to another fabulous morning in Marbella. Some tricky decisions to be made - beach or pool? ⛱️

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So close to the surf for dinner that I fear for my shoes! Smells amazing. 🌊

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Had some amazing seafood last night sat right on the beach with the smell of salt from the sea as the waves crashed in 🌊🐠
(Pic snapped after one of the oysters had been eaten!)

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@FuzzyGolf As you know I often stay up for the NFL playoffs and I think the hardest part is knowing when to have a drink. Especially for the superbowl where I want to watch the Phoenix open and then the football. Defo have to hold off the beer until 9pm earliest.

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Safe to say the Tartan Army were impressed by this Boston officer's keepie-uppie skills 😅👮

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@FuzzyGolf Meanwhile…. In England we are loving our fixtures 😂

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Beer always tastes better with a sea view

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Incredibly my first beer of the day. An Estrella by the sea (naturally) whilst managing to book tee times for next week back home and only after returning a stranger’s suitcase which appeared in my room and hunt down my own using air tag. A normal day really 😂🍺

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Incredibly my first beer of the day. An Estrella by the sea (naturally) whilst managing to book tee times for next week back home and only after returning a stranger’s suitcase which appeared in my room and hunt down my own using air tag. A normal day really 😂🍺

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Also to be fair, my frustration at how long the wait for a bus might be was not helped by my watch being on U.K. time. 😂🤦‍♀️

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Carnage at Malaga airport! Not the EES which worked quite well, the disorganisation around public transport. No one seems to know what’s going on TBH. As usual I’m here in an advisory capacity 🚌

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Carnage at Malaga airport! Not the EES which worked quite well, the disorganisation around public transport. No one seems to know what’s going on TBH. As usual I’m here in an advisory capacity 🚌

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Landed AGP

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Not sure the updated kindle store experience is exactly enhanced. Clicked to buy a book, then after highlighting that I already it @AmazonUK proceeded to charge me again for it. No doubt now I’ve requested a refund the original will also be removed? 🤷‍♀️😩

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I’ve mopped myself into a corner whereby the only viable place I can now go is the back garden and the sun has conveniently just come out. Oh well 😛

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@mgtruth 100% I thought the same

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Terrible day on the links so it’s off to London’s fashionable West End to the boozer. 🍺💃