jackie goodman

Hi I’m Jackie Goodman and I’m the wife to my stupid husband, Martin. Our next door neighbor dog has just died. It is terrible but we burned him in our flowerbed

[jackie goodman @jackiegoodmann]

Happy new year my deers! We squirrel today for our lunch and it was a good bit of squirrel

[jackie goodman @jackiegoodmann]

As it’s nearly New Years eve I’m going to have an surprise party for myself but no one knows that I am planning it!

[jackie goodman @jackiegoodmann]

People say that Christmas is not for jews but I still celebrate with some good old squirrel #christmassquirrel

[olly alexander @alexander_olly]

Oooomg I love u Phil

[jackie goodman @jackiegoodmann]

Omg @SoddingMartin has been talking about physics again to Tanya. I don’t understand him sometimes 😫 #omg

[jackie goodman @jackiegoodmann]

I have just walked into the living room to find @adamgoodman62 and @JonnyGoodmann fighting over the tv remote! It’s like looking after two monkeys #mumproblems #brothertrouble

[jackie goodman @jackiegoodmann]

Why is the traffic so bad! Is it because @JimMinusWilson is driving really slowly and thinks that he might crash #badtraffic #omg

[emre @_EmreTurkmen_]

i reckon about 80% of handmaids tale is in slow motion

[Jim Bell @JimMinusWilson]

Sorry to all of you who’ve wished me a happy birthday but I actually got confused and read my calendar wrong. Today is bin day not birthday. Never mind, time to put my cake in the bin and take the bins out :(

[jackie goodman @jackiegoodmann]

I will always question myself why @JimBellWilson cuts holes in his tops. I worry about him sometimes #confused #Neighbours

[jackie goodman @jackiegoodmann]

Why is my mother sending me to my room! I live in my own house now! Sometimes my mother can be weird #angry #annoyed #newcutrains

[jackie goodman @jackiegoodmann]

The football is more stressful then looking after @SoddingMartin! COME ON ENGLAND BRING IT HOME 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿#EnglandvCroatia #WorldCupSemifinal #stressful

[jackie goodman @jackiegoodmann]

I just went into the dining room to find @SoddingMartin stealing my poor son’s food! He knows that he is ill #upset #annoyed

[jackie goodman @jackiegoodmann]

I have just came home and finding @SoddingMartin eating out of the bin again! Sometimes I think to myself that I got married to a monkey #nightmare

[jackie goodman @jackiegoodmann]

Jim’s dog Wilson has been pooing on our flower bed again 😒