jackie

certified simp

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for a dry ass phone I really be on it a lot

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@kjulissaaaa Same here and wouldn’t have it any other way 💕

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I really feel like jobs should start paying you from the moment you leave your house to the moment you get back lmfaooo

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@kjulissaaaa LMFAOOOO

[jackie @jackiegotjokes]

probably going to regret it severely, but keep me in your prayers. Working an 18 hour shift tomorrow 🥴

[jackie @jackiegotjokes]

Its 2023, why are sandwich bread companies still selling you the butt pieces? it don’t matter how down bad you are, nobody’s eating that shit

[jackie @jackiegotjokes]

I love my Friday night Coke
(🥤, not ❄️)

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@kjulissaaaa FR like if you gay just say that fr🤣 we in 2023

[jackie @jackiegotjokes]

it only takes ONE time for you to post something stupid, ugly or irritating, and I’m unfollowing you immediately lmfao

[jackie @jackiegotjokes]

I am not a hot Cheeto girl but my arm hairs say otherwise

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This weather has the same energy as every Rosa de Guadalupe episode where the wind starts blowing in your face and the rose appears

[jackie @jackiegotjokes]

i just want a reallyyyyyyy big mcdonalds coke man😭😭😭😭😭 but ive been so good i cant crack 😞

[jackie @jackiegotjokes]

It’s always the Neanderthal looking ass mfs that want to interrupt me during my set. this isn’t fucking social hour.

[jackie @jackiegotjokes]

Just spent like $130 on groceries and I only came home with 3 bags

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fuck yo heart shaped pizzas. imma make him a heart shaped LASAGNA

[B ☽ @brissamarquez_]

in my 🧘🏼‍♀️❤️‍🩹✨🧠💐🪴✍🏻🕯️🕊️🥗🏋🏻 era

[jackie @jackiegotjokes]

You can change locations all you want. but if you don’t change that mindset, that thought process, the darkness will follow you no matter where you go.

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@ash_202_go add me in there too miss girl

[jackie @jackiegotjokes]

Driving home with tears rolling down my eyes, listening to Selena and thinking about the woman she would be today😞

[jackie @jackiegotjokes]

Coffee is just a burnt bean juice

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The unprofessionalism in the beauty industry is insane.

Please do better.