Jackie Kind

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WOW! After Governor Gavin C. Newsom called for CRACKER BARREL to keep its old “beautiful logo," TODAY the company did exactly that! Thank you, Governor — America is grateful for YOU!

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Arkansas’ murder rate is double California’s. But Fox News won’t tell you that.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

TODAY WE WILL MAKE THE MAPS GREAT AGAIN!

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WOW! FOX NEWS CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM), AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR!!! TONIGHT THEIR ENTIRE PRIMETIME LINEUP WAS ABOUT ME! JESSE WATTERS KEPT CALLING ME “DADDY” (VERY WEIRD, NOT INTERESTED, BUT THANK YOU!). SEAN HANNITY (VERY NICE GUY) NEARLY CRIED BECAUSE I WON’T TAKE HIS “ADVICE.” SORRY SEAN!!!! THEN THEY DRAGGED OUT THE B-TEAM OF DUMB DUMBS: “MEATBALL RON,” TOMI “TOILET” LAHREN, AND TEDDY “CANCUN” CRUZ (HE EVEN FLEW BACK SPECIAL FROM MEXICO!) ALL WHINING ABOUT ME, GCN! THEY HAD TO “PLAY THE MUSIC” TO SHUT TED UP ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR (I GET IT! SO JEALOUS!). TOTAL DISASTER. MAGA HATES ME BECAUSE THEY HATE YOU. THEY HATE THAT CALIFORNIA IS THE 4TH BIGGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD. THEY HATE THAT CRIME IS DOWN, THAT WE’RE #1 IN FARMING (I LOVE THE FARMERS!), MANUFACTURING, TOURISM & TECH… ALL WHILE WE GIVE AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE, FREE SCHOOL MEALS (MAKE AMERICA PREGNANT AGAIN!), PAID “BABY LEAVE” FOR MOMS (THEY SHOULD NOT RETURN ANYWAYS!!), $20 MINIMUM WAGE & SO MUCH MORE FOR THE PEOPLE!!! THEY HATE THAT DEMOCRATS ARE WINNING. FOX & MAGA HAVE NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME!!! THEY SHOULD CRY HARDER! SAD!!! — GCN

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Happy Easter to all who are celebrating today.

This season of renewal invites us all to believe in the triumph of light over darkness, life over death, love over hate.

[Harvard University @Harvard]

“No government—regardless of which party is in power—should dictate what private universities can teach, whom they can admit and hire, and which areas of study and inquiry they can pursue.” - President Alan Garber https://t.co/6cQQpcJVTd

[Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS]

The fact that everything around us is burning to the ground & some people still have no clue that they voted for the arsonist or are complicit in the arson is absolutely mind boggling.

People are ok with it so long as the black woman isn’t their President 🤯.

America, we have a serious problem!

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

If you don’t consider this to be classified info about imminent war plans, it *may* be that you’re too partisan to recognise the truth when it slaps you around your tribal chops. If this had happened on Biden’s watch, Republicans would have rightly gone berserk.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Donald J. Trump

is a liar
is a bully
is a fraud
is a cheat
is a prick
is a sexist
is a racist
is a bigot
is a xenophobe
is a homophobe
is transphobic
is an egomaniac
is a sever narcissist
is a con-man
is a scam-artist
is a racketeer
is a white supremacist
is a delicate little snowflake
is an adjudicated rapist
is a sexual predator
is a fake strongman
is a piece of shit
is pure fetid scum
is a gaslighter
is a blowhard
is a backstabber
is not accountable for his mistakes
likes to make vulnerable humans feel unsafe
wants to make Elon the first trillionaire
is a whiny little bitch
blames blames blames others
is a 34x convicted felon
is a twice impeached "president"
incited a deadly insurrection
was impeached twice
was indicted 4 times
not trustworthy
stacked SCOTUS with maga scum
overturned Roe v. Wade
cheats at golf
went to Chelsea Clinton's wedding
cheated on his pregnant wife with a porn stars
paid hush money to prevent ⬆️ from going public
donated to The Clintons
spawned colossal pricks Don & Eric
was a democrat
is a RINO
is a chaos & destruction operator
was Jeff Epstein's buddy
coddles up to dictators & authoritarians
starts fires and then claims credit for putting them out
shits on our allies
loves whiteness
hates women
spray tans
eats junk food
sold his soul to Putin
does a moronic double jerk-off dance
deserves what is coming to him
will pay the ultimate price
should be in prison

IS NOT MY PRESIDENT

[Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS]

There’s an immigrant taking people’s jobs… his name is Elon Musk. He’s snatching farms, government jobs (even those in which they manage our national security), and definitely those whose jobs are to root out fraud (inspector generals), & those that are keeping us safe (FAA), meals on wheels workers, head start, and the list goes on, so I’ll be the bigger person and admit to MAGA that I was wrong when I said immigrants wouldn’t take our jobs. You were 1000 percent correct.

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

If you’re offended by Rep. Jasmine Crockett’s comments on Mediocre White Men…

You’re probably who she was talking about.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[Sandi Bachom 📹 @sandibachom]

Somebody tell me if this is the same team that “helped” with the election

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

A man who’d release 1,600 of his most violent supporters will most certainly jail 1,600 of his most vocal enemies. It’s coming. This will be Patel’s mission. Does the senate care?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity.

People can officially stop listening to you as any sort of reputable source of information now. You work for them. Thank you for making that crystal clear to all.

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

Tell me, which kind of MAGA are you? Are you “China is bad” MAGA or “Give me my Chinese spyware” MAGA? Are you “immigrants are bad” MAGA or “we need more immigrants in our tech sector” MAGA? Are you “cut taxes” MAGA or “don’t touch entitlements” MAGA or “DOGE” MAGA?

I know, you’re basically “whatever Trump says today” MAGA. But some chunk of MAGA is about to pretty disappointed.

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Will any elected politician speak up? No one can honestly think this is good for our society.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Jimmy Carter didn’t sell Bibles with his name on them, claim to be God’s appointed leader, or promise to make Christianity great again.

He lived out his faith through love and service by pursuing peace, teaching Sunday school, and building 4,447 homes with Habitat for Humanity.

When people ask me what kind of Christian I am, I’m proud to respond, “The kind who tries to follow Jesus like Jimmy Carter did.”