Jackie Thompson

[Kicepeople_ilonggo's @kicepleilonggo]

Friends that understand your anti-social phases are important.

[Jackie Thompson @jackiethompson_]

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[Venmo @Venmo]

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[Jackie Thompson @jackiethompson_]

@fucktomwilson Should have gone to Trader Joe’s

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

Doctors and scientists have spent their entire professional lives laboring over their work so that you could have a vaccine in a crisis like this but, sure, go ahead and not take the vaccine because you read 3 articles. 🥇

[SOLAECLIPSE™️ @DrinkSolaPop]

so many ppl in their early 20s don't see the ages of 25-28 as youthful....and that's not healthy lol

[Jackie Thompson @jackiethompson_]

Spent 8 hours driving today listening to investment podcasts and now I am going psycho because I’ve had an exorbitant amount of money in a useless savings account for SO long WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TEACH ME THIS SHIT 🤬

[Jackie Thompson @jackiethompson_]

@MovinLikeBern People are weird getting pressed about an old man dressing warm to sit outside lol

[Jackie Thompson @jackiethompson_]

To be completely honest I’d rather see politicians wearing average clothing than outfits that cost the same as my monthly income lol

[helen @helen]

idk what the girlies are going thru this week but bernie sanders is a 79-year-old man and it was probably 38 degrees when that photo was taken

[Jackie Thompson @jackiethompson_]

If you’re going to reproduce please raise kids like this

[Ravi Kahlon @KahlonRav]

Proud dad moment today. My 10yr old son saw a new kid sitting by himself. Another friend and he decided to hang out with him over lunch. He got this lovely note at the end of the day😢❤️

[Jackie Thompson @jackiethompson_]

@adultlifecrisis Yay good!!!! Good luck with everything 😍👀 let me know if you have any other questions!!

[Jackie Thompson @jackiethompson_]

@adultlifecrisis Lmao I will be so proud😂😂 if you go to LASIKplus I think you may still be able to name drop me and get a “referral discount” or whatever I think it was like $100 off

[Jackie Thompson @jackiethompson_]

@adultlifecrisis I’m not kidding I made the decision SO abruptly 🤣 I went to LASIKplus on McKnight road! They were great they do a thorough consultation before to make sure you’re an ideal candidate & whatnot. And the doctor there has been doing these surgeries for like 15 years or something

[Jackie Thompson @jackiethompson_]

@nate_steis I won first place the first year and third last year too 🤣 I think it’s mostly luck and google

[Jackie Thompson @jackiethompson_]

Year 3/3 of not even fully understanding the game of football and still making fantasy playoffs 🤣

[Jackie Thompson @jackiethompson_]

@nate_steis

[Jackie Thompson @jackiethompson_]

@adultlifecrisis My insurance ended up covering a bit, not sure how standard that is but it was so worth it I forget that I ever wore glasses

[Jackie Thompson @jackiethompson_]

@adultlifecrisis Yes about two years ago!! It was roughly $3,500 but you can do a payment plan! The procedure is so fast and you pretty much feel normal and can see perfect within hours

[Jackie Thompson @jackiethompson_]

@adultlifecrisis Dooooooooo it, worth every penny