Jackie Whitney

~playlist extraordinaire~ | Merrimack 2018 |

[Jackie Whitney @jackiewhitney12]

A barista just tried to warn me about getting a drink with 4 shots of espresso, like clearly this isn't my first rodeo, Kristy #Iknowmyworth

[Jackie Whitney @jackiewhitney12]

@MyManMarcus Hell yes brotha

[Comedian Chris Hightower @FunnyCHigh]

He's the Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B

[Jackie Whitney @jackiewhitney12]

Hey @fenwaypark where are your gluten free options? We wasted over an hour searching for some gluten free buns so our friends could eat without perishing

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

[Jackie Whitney @jackiewhitney12]

I swear @SnoopDogg is the coolest man alive

[Jackie Whitney @jackiewhitney12]

@Sdichard34 Hahaha oh he needs some time of challenge to keep him occupied and thinking

[Jackie Whitney @jackiewhitney12]

My new favorite reality show is Darryl Whitney vs. the neighborhood squirrels

[Jackie Whitney @jackiewhitney12]

@Sdichard34 They will not stay away from his damn bird feeder that he’s relocated 3 times and now they are trying to get to the bird food in the shed. This has taken up the #1 spot in his retired brain

[Jackie Whitney @jackiewhitney12]

Did anyone else know (or care) that Noel, the host of British Bake Off played Old Gregg???

[Jackie Whitney @jackiewhitney12]

If I was famous I would lie about literally everything and see what stories the press believed enough to run with

[ivan zhao @zhaovan8]

oh sorry i cant im busy that day

[Jackie Whitney @jackiewhitney12]

A summary of Chad and I’s interactions:

[tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7]

if you do what you love you’ll never work a day in your life because you’ll be unemployed

[Jackie Whitney @jackiewhitney12]

@celia_omalley16 I love how you tweeted this when absolutely no one will get it besides 5 people

[Uzi @kbvnks_]

The grandma thought that the pool was the dancing floor LMFAOOO, buenos días

[Jackie Whitney @jackiewhitney12]

I am EMOTIONAL

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

https://t.co/vWnTzN1C7T

[M. Arch Migs @x_miggle]

Me going anywhere / doing anything

[Ottawa Public Health @OttawaHealth]

So, snow. In October. Between that & the pandemic, we know it's been hard lately. But if Leafs fans can still be optimistic when going into Game 7 of a playoff series against Boston, surely the rest of us can find ways to keep the faith & stay the course. #StayStrong #BeCOVIDwise