Jack in Calgary

Whenever I change a dirty diaper, I tell my daughter 'You have a big dump in your pants.'

[Jack in Calgary @jackincalgary]

@LBJs_Johnson Saw this and thought of you: https://t.co/5Pmbi0RqvV

[Jack in Calgary @jackincalgary]

@jimrome Looks like Jim Breuer was first on the downgrade list too: Comedian and actor Jim Breuer downgraded from American Airlines first-class seat with wife | Fox News https://t.co/9DDGzdG5tq

[Jack in Calgary @jackincalgary]

@USCHolmey You can't have this warm weather come in and... Steal the show.

[Jack in Calgary @jackincalgary]

@bigheadbets Getting some love from @NYTGames #SpellingBee

[Jack in Calgary @jackincalgary]

My #Smackoff rankings. Lots of great calls, but Vee's cemetery wins out.

[Jack in Calgary @jackincalgary]

@DanWMcLean It was only one lane before - there's not enough space for 2 lanes and parking both the sides. That photo shows a loading zone for the seniors building. #FakeNews

[Jack in Calgary @jackincalgary]

@LBJs_Johnson Saw this and thought of you: https://t.co/5QDNBm4ijs

[Jack in Calgary @jackincalgary]

@DukeMBB messed with the #JungleKarma

[Jack in Calgary @jackincalgary]

I think the @NYTimes games app is a @bigheadbets fan. #pangram #SaaainntLouisBattlehawks

[Jack in Calgary @jackincalgary]

@BlaiseInKC The store-bought stuff is ass, but I make them every year and they're awesome. Very popular with a select group of family and friends.

[Jack in Calgary @jackincalgary]

Hey, @JimRomeGuy, any chance you can share that list of 364 Joaquin Wars? @jimrome only got to the Cs and I was crying laughing. #WarBenchpressingYourCreditScore

[Jack in Calgary @jackincalgary]

Huge win for @jimrome that this happens on the first day of his 2-week break. #iknowyouarebutwhatami

[Jack in Calgary @jackincalgary]

Weird #Smackoff. The whole event was high floor-low ceiling. @BennyInWisco had the best-ever 10th place call. The whole top 10 was really good, but no really stand-out calls this year.

[Jack in Calgary @jackincalgary]

@kalebingreenbay @ScottFerrall Loved the foreshadowing.

[Jack in Calgary @jackincalgary]

.@MarkCharran and @kalebingreenbay with the best calls so far in #Smackoff 29.

[Jack in Calgary @jackincalgary]

So pumped for #Smackoff 29

[Jack in Calgary @jackincalgary]

A politician did @coachcal 's poop-in-the-ice-cream bit - with trans teens being the poop. Not for having a bad attitude, just for existing. #NowImDone https://t.co/ZyhD7bPPNP

[Jack in Calgary @jackincalgary]

@MadScientistFF

[Jack in Calgary @jackincalgary]

@alvinDelloro @Producer_Tom The 3rd hour of today's show that's on the podcast feed is Maggie and Perloff. Can we get that fixed? I need the #EntireJungle

[Jack in Calgary @jackincalgary]

@BlaiseInKC I've had their fried chicken once, it was really good, very crispy, lots of breading. Fries were fine. Haven't tried the spaghetti or anything else.