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then my heat go off

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@slightlyasian forks are superior

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@glockinmy Thanks, who knows how long I'll stay

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I recently unearthed this gem from deep within my phone's photo album. I've returned to Twitter to post it.

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@glockinmy cute 9/11 selfie

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86 that patty, krabs

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@KingParthur it happened before the gang. A guy figured it out and thought "shit this would be a waste if I didn't create a gang for it"

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Do a write-in on your 2016 ballot. Vote harambe.

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I can't believe Burger King still does $1.50 ten piece nugs. There's really no reason for me to ever eat anywhere else. #dealofmylifetime

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Straight outta pokeballs

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@landrylynden it's timeless. I haven't had time to do anything like that in a while :(

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Caterpillars are too weird

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Got a phone call from myself today. Didn't answer it, too spooky.

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*Read it in a trump voice*

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Trump is the kind of guy that would say "I didn't want to win anyways, it would have been a waste of my time" if he lost the election.

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@landrylynden I don't believe it

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How is it that our options for president will be Hillary and trump?

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@ItsPraiseworthy yeah but have you seen how cute he is

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go vote

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lol https://t.co/W5dDyl6imE

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Worth the deep clean