Jacki Nielsen

hello.

[Toney! Toni! Toné! @the_notorious_]

Don’t invite me anywhere with a chaotic parking situation.

[Jacki Nielsen @jackinielsen]

pop goes my heart is real to me

[Bonnie ✮ @Babybonnieee]

What’s the best fake song? Like a song that exists in the world of a show/movie but not our world

[Jacki Nielsen @jackinielsen]

the correct answer is Terminal 5.

[honey ౨ৎ ⋆˚꩜ ⋆ .˚ @kendrickswillow]

“everyone has their fav venue” okay but everyone also has their ENEMY venue. im talking the fucking trenches. the venue where you walked out after a gig and SWORE you’d never go back (you definitely did go back). the venue that made you question your entire concert-going career

[Jacki Nielsen @jackinielsen]

never thought i would see the day where i watch justin guarini dance keone and mari choreography but that day was yesterday.

[Jacki Nielsen @jackinielsen]

if you zoom in between the two of them you can see me itching my face.

[Mandy Patinkin @PatinkinMandy]

Saul’s unite! #wgastrong

Support our writers!

[Jacki Nielsen @jackinielsen]

thank you to all who have texted me about @jonasbrothers on broadway. my brand is alive and well.

[Jacki Nielsen @jackinielsen]

@hanikhan okay but i neeeed to visit

[Jacki Nielsen @jackinielsen]

@InnerWav i slept on that apoptosis tee, any chance of that making a comeback in a future merch drop 🥹

[Jacki Nielsen @jackinielsen]

Nathan Fielder leveled up Nathan For You with The Rehearsal i am FLOORED.

[Jacki Nielsen @jackinielsen]

straight from the source, thanks tony.

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

@PixieSwift73 @jackinielsen Sam's BFF

[Jacki Nielsen @jackinielsen]

I need someone to tell me what the link between George Clooney and Tony Hawk is asap.
@tonyhawk help.

[DV @daniellevitalis]

adulting is just saying ‘after next week i should be more free’ every week

[Jacki Nielsen @jackinielsen]

@hanikhan i came VERY close to doing this during peak pandemic times.

[Jacki Nielsen @jackinielsen]

not to be dramatic but this is the best news i've heard in YEARS.

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

NYC! I'M BRINGING BEN SCHWARTZ & FRIENDS TO THE BEACON THEATRE ON APRIL 23RD! GET READY FOR SOME IMPROV!
Wednesday at 10AM EST I'll post a presale ticket link here with a password so you can get tickets before anyone else. Can't tell you how excited I am. BEACON THEATRE BABY!

[Jacki Nielsen @jackinielsen]

I will post this one time because I think I’ve reached my peak.

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[Jacki Nielsen @jackinielsen]

@biaJME *and never will.

[Jacki Nielsen @jackinielsen]

@chancrews Cauliflower gnocchi is where it’s at!

[Jacki Nielsen @jackinielsen]

Follow up thought: also a special place in hell for the people who don’t fill in all the available space in a drive thru.

[Jacki Nielsen @jackinielsen]

I sure hope there’s a special place in hell for the people who leave shopping carts in parking spaces. But they can’t get to it because it’s full of shopping carts.