@PP_TESTY this is like tje third time ive been jumpscared by someone talking abt my fic and every single time im like "fuuck what if its not about my fic and i sound so self centered" as if its not one of Three (lol) 4/3 smut fics. anyway if its routine service hi im the jack who jerks
people who aren’t robotfuckers saying dumb shit like “how would you even have sex with glados from portal” id let her do fucked up experiments on me, id let her jack me into the virtual torture matrix for a decade. that’s what sex is. sex is when an older woman is mean to you.
Being a plushy fucker while also just collecting plushies because they’re cool is so funny to me, like “No, this plush is just a little guy. He’s off limits. THIS freak however…”