the jackerrrrr

20 this is my awesome nsfw acc :3

[🔞yaoihet // C0MS OPEN @yaoihet]

(comic for @IntEntity247 ) bfd14 23 era tenn33dle… rare pair but good pair

[the jackerrrrr @jackinjerk]

@PP_TESTY this is like tje third time ive been jumpscared by someone talking abt my fic and every single time im like "fuuck what if its not about my fic and i sound so self centered" as if its not one of Three (lol) 4/3 smut fics. anyway if its routine service hi im the jack who jerks

[Ophelia Sinclaire @GayNoumena]

people who aren’t robotfuckers saying dumb shit like “how would you even have sex with glados from portal” id let her do fucked up experiments on me, id let her jack me into the virtual torture matrix for a decade. that’s what sex is. sex is when an older woman is mean to you.

[🔞beanbagfucker on 🦋 too🔞 @BeanbagFucker]

Being a plushy fucker while also just collecting plushies because they’re cool is so funny to me, like “No, this plush is just a little guy. He’s off limits. THIS freak however…”

[the jackerrrrr @jackinjerk]

@unruly_hare “be kinky, neighbor” is a COMMAND i think

[the jackerrrrr @jackinjerk]

ohh i have a twitterrrr riiiight . i forgor #greatgodgrope

[the jackerrrrr @jackinjerk]

realizing i havent introduced bene on here Whoops

[the jackerrrrr @jackinjerk]

#greatgodgrope GUARDS. COME FUCK THIS MAN.

[the jackerrrrr @jackinjerk]

@meatieafterdark

[the jackerrrrr @jackinjerk]

the sex was alright i guess #greatgodgrope

[the jackerrrrr @jackinjerk]

gee mina why does. idk the rift. let you have TWO god boyfriends?? #greatgodgrope

[the jackerrrrr @jackinjerk]

i wouldnt wish big boobs on my worst enemy but luckily thespius is my best friend. so now he has tits #greatgodgrope

[the jackerrrrr @jackinjerk]

#greatgodgrope (typing out the same joke a third time) ahh the cigarette smoke so pain on my dick

[the jackerrrrr @jackinjerk]

alts walts please just hear me out

[the jackerrrrr @jackinjerk]

it shouldve been ME #greatgodgrope