Thanks to Kryptonite, Superman, the so-called strongest man on Earth, can now be garroted by a $9.99 hairdryer cable. Truly one of the most hilarious and emasculating downfall in superhero history.
A starving great white shark spotted Superman dying on the ocean floor, chest ripped open with a big chunk of Kryptonite stuck in it. You know exactly what happened next. The so-called strongest man on Earth, became a floating buffet for the real ruler of the ocean...