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[Faith Harris @faithlharris]

Bruce Boudreau has the same vibes as the Rizzler kid in a way I can't explain

[LikeAFoxStudios @LikeAFoxTweets]

anyone else remember this guy from the Arkham games???

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

From the mouth of Tolkien himself in these trying times

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

this dude played a “first to get a ticket” game with his buddy & wait for the end 😭😭😭

[Missin Curfew @MissinCurfew]

They got the fkn @heatdaddy69420 on the pre game newscast before the final #Yotes game 🤣🤣🤣

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

no matter what team has the biggest comeback of the tournament, there’s no bigger comeback right now than boobs. Boobs are crazy hot right now I feel like it’s spring break in the 90s. Tits are dope, not afraid to type this out and press send to hundreds of thousands of people

[Hot Local Single @hotlocal_single]

[using the bene gesserit voice] 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

[george @StokeyyG2]

CATFISH AND THE BOTTLEMEN ARE BACK

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

This video is incredible. A Chinese speed skater takes off at the beginning of a longer race. Her teammate then sprints to the front, confusing everyone on the “final lap” and easily securing Gold and Silver medals for the team. Watch until the end. Great teamwork.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Me after a couple of pints of Stella.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Im a loser but I’ll put this here

[Evan Saacks @evansaacks]

Me watching the docking scene in Interstellar

[Marc Weissman @mgweissman]

June 7, 1994: Pavel Bure Penalty Shot Mike Richter, SCF, G4, VAN vs #NYR
Call ur heart doctor! Get ur cardiologist! Can't take much more of this!" J.D.
"SAVE BY RICHTER!!" - Sam Rosen 🥳🏒💙🏆

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Not gonna lie Mark Messier putting on a fucking clinic right now dude. I almost want him to suit up for the 3rd. Imagine the moose and McDavid on a 2 on 1 in triple overtime. McDavid has the puck, looks off the moose, fires one shortside but somehow it hits the cross bar and then banks off the goalies back but then it lands and it’s trickling on the goal line. It’s just spinning across the paint and time feels like it’s at a complete stand still. Mark is crashing the net full speed. He sees the puck and he reaches with every fiber in his body to to bat it home, the overtime winner. Just as he makes contact with the puck there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don't know if I'm going to be putting on this headset again. I don't know if it's going to be for the Reds. I don't know if it's going to be for my bosses at Fox.

[Dan @RetroShirtsFC]

CBS is clear of any ucl broadcasters😂😭