Jack

chronic retweeter

[ala 𖤐 @crynagony]

i just fucked the baddest bitch ever but some of u might call it masturbation tho

[ali 🦋 @ringthemoon]

“There are now six hockey shows in development, none of them gay, and it’s like, guys, I think it wasn’t the hockey that was the big issue.”'

[uncle k8lyn ??? @katttesquad]

i actually just wish everyone was nice

[Jack @jackisgroovy]

Gonna add Halsey and Anthony Fantano to my Tomadachi island so they can work this out

[Praise @tufpraise]

now are y'all seeing this?!? like REALLY SEEING THIS???

[jess @joudanpoi]

When random people would ask me if I topped or bottomed in 7th grade

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

just saw someone spell everybody “every buddy” and i kinda fuck with it

[tatum @planetgraves]

Imagine something scary. Ok now stop. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't know why i made you think that

[seraphina @seraphfem]

sacred text

[s¢hafer @SCH4FERR]

Slayyyter out of drag looks like she would milk a mean cow

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

in the entire history of the olympics (more than 10,000 athletes each summer games and 3,000 each winter) since 1896, this would have applied to one (1) woman who did not place in anything

[jordan @notbubbawallace]

what she actually said was that republicans love to try to ban queer-inclusive sex ed by calling it pornographic, and they responded by immediately proving her right.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

does anybody know what i should do

[skadi ⸆ꕤ⸉ @skadi_hsr]

NO MORE AI BY 2027

[Pop Base @PopBase]

FKA Twigs accepting her first ever #GRAMMYs win:

“I know to a lot of people I may be new but I actually have been doing this for a really long time. To any artist, don't give up. Follow your vision. Do you. Because that's what will make the world fall in love with your art.”

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

i am NOT a pedophile, and all the proof is right here in my I’m Not A Pedophile document. unfortunately i had to redact all of it but you can use your imagination.

[Matt @mattsaymyname]

You guys bitched about Charlie Kirk like babies, and Kirk was actually doing harm to this country.
Reiner was just a citizen with a political opinion. He wasn’t holding town halls to sway impressionable minds with hate, he was making art.

No one is softer than trumpers.

[🪼* @dewdropfx]

this rosalia album….you guys