jack jack

[cg @daydreamergrl]

july 5 the day she made HERSTORY

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i admire people who within 30 minutes get up, have breakfast, and shower. i need 30 minutes just to figure out where i am and who i am.

[echo ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @minroscs]

I want to lose so much weight in a short period of time that everyone in my life gets insanely worried about me

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Yes it’s called body dysmorphia and I feel it every time I drool over another man’s belly while hating my own lmao

[taylor @wishescametrue]

imagine writing "after the storm something was born on the 4th of july" and then 10 years later getting married on july 4th weekend

[celia @vinylfolklore]

“taylor swift will probably sell dvds of her wedding” oh i hope so !!! and i want it in 4k ultra hd

[໊ @buffys]

when you cool with everybody

[trash jones @jzux]

phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention

[𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖍_𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖗_𝖕𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞 @trashtierpussy]

changing my grindr name to “chaser4chub” and tapping all the 17 BMI twinks in my neighbourhood

[stas @SNA1LM0M]

went into satc fully expecting carrie to be batshit crazy like y’all were saying meanwhile it’s big who’s the psycho… like if my ex refused to commit, got married to a rando two seconds after we broke up & then kept making moves on me i’d be doing things 10x more embarrassing

[legs @mynameislegss]

sometimes being horny for oomf feels like falling in love with the stripper

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have donated $26 million to charities ahead of their wedding reportedly taking place this week.

The recipients include 9 food banks, 7 educational programs, 3 children’s hospitals and an animal cruelty organisation.

[jack jack @jackiswhack_]

you know what? don’t tell me! just let it eat you up bby

[jack jack @jackiswhack_]

actually i don’t have a tremor my hands are just glitching

[jack jack @jackiswhack_]

obviously something happened and you hate me now

[╋━ @euthanisedangel]

FUCK it’s JULY and i’m STILL FAT

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i’ll send a dirty text completely sober at 9:42 AM i never cared!

[jack jack @jackiswhack_]

2 degrees of separation from west wilson is crazy

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

there is something beautiful about having old friends who have witnessed multiple versions of you and loved you unconditionally through each phase.

[ً @helenshivered]

When they’re right they’re right