Jack Izatt

Hello, there's a large chance I probably don't like you.

[Jack Izatt @jackizatt]

@NoContextHumans That looks fucking horrendous.

[Jack Izatt @jackizatt]

@SeanBrightly @Rothmus This literally a show about radioactive ghouls and freaks with two noses. But you're drawing the line at a lassie with a pencil tash? 😂
Give the rest of the show a chance mate, it's genuinely a good adaptation of the games.

[Jack Izatt @jackizatt]

C'mon, cancel the trains this morning @ScotRail . You know you want to. Yous can't be fucked going in, we know you can't. Have a technical difficulty on the EK-GLCTR line. It'll probably snow anyway...

[Jack Izatt @jackizatt]

@Rainmaker1973 Probably more reliable than @ScotRail

[Jack Izatt @jackizatt]

Let's FT&TT!
#wwe #GLASGOW

[Homie of Web3 @homieofweb3]

10 Colorful Facts About Teletubbies

- THEY WERE RACIALLY DIVERSE, INSIDE AND OUT. ...
- THEY LOOK LIKE ALIENS BUT WERE INSPIRED BY ASTRONAUTS. ...
- THEY'RE A LOT TALLER THAN THEY LOOK. ...
- THE RABBITS IN TELETUBBYLAND WERE ALSO MASSIVE. ...
- IT WAS THE BBC'S BIGGEST BRAND. ...
- THEY SUED WAL-MART. ...
- SOME PEDIATRICIANS PROTESTED.

[Jack Izatt @jackizatt]

@ScotRail @BTPScotland I feel a strike coming soon

[Jack Izatt @jackizatt]

Do bulls get turned on when they see a big set of udders? Legitimate question. Can somebody do the research and get back to me, please.

[David Tizzard @hesp365]

@GNev2

[Jack Izatt @jackizatt]

Not a huge fan Wright but this is absolutely on point. Wasn't much doubt regarding Savil's PR team, but they've shown their true colours this week. #BBC

[Ian Wright @IanWright0]

Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.

[Jack Izatt @jackizatt]

@IanWright0 Good call mate 👌

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

World’s gone mad. 😂

[Jack Izatt @jackizatt]

@Scotlandteam Well done guys, on to the next one 🏆

[Jack Izatt @jackizatt]

Everyone empathised with Dalmer's parents, but imagine finding out your wean was one of those people that buy a gig ticket for the Barras and then sit on the couch bit outside the bog playing card the full night. I don't know what I'd find harder.

[𝗠𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗲𝗹 @RFC_Michael_]

👏😂 Ally McCoist!

[Jack Izatt @jackizatt]

@GoatMilkonTap Put it in some rice 👍

[Jack Izatt @jackizatt]

@Brahmslover1278 @elonmusk @StephenKing A whole half 😂

[The Sportsman @TheSportsman]

Another RIDICULOUS boxing stoppage. 🙄

[Taj Ali @Taj_Ali1]

"Why would I want 10 Ferraris, 20 diamond watches, or 2 planes? I built schools, a stadium, we provide clothes, shoes, food for people who are in extreme poverty.

I prefer that my people receive a little of what life has given me."

-Sadio Mané

[Derek Clark @derekclarksport]

BT Sport confirm Rangers fans can watch the #UEL final for free👌🏼