jacki

there’s a good chance I have a picture of your dog on my phone .. and/or computer • mealton's caregiver 🐢 eclectic af 🌀irrational optimist

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HOLY SHIT @CanesFootball

“Can you believe it?!” Yeah dude, I can.

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Making a rare appearance on twitter just to say GO CANES to @reallucasprata .. you mentioning on @SXMUtopia that you (also) went to The U and following that up with Rapture, like cmonnn now that was exactly what ya girl needed 🙌🏼 #allabouttheU

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Omg tbt remembering when we would straight up (soccer) kick a ball at the walls in my old apartment .. also this wasn’t in college, this was in my last apartment

major cc @andrewrocco1

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It’s been over a week now and I STILL can’t stop listening to 2011-13 Avicii. I’m talkin’ all day every day actually cannot stop* 😭 my heart might explode either way

*except for when we went to Carl Cox on Saturday lolol

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I had a dream last night that @diplo slept over at my (parents’) house and napped in my bed and insisted on making it himself

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“I can’t even tell if it smells like a skunk or weed right now because I’ve been gone from California for so long” - me to my Lyft driver as I step out of the car

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@Restorach OMG WHAT NOOOOO CODYYYY 😭🤬😭🤬😭 .... you need to go full jersey and steal him back

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Seasonal depression is even more real when you’re already workin with reg depresh 🤣

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Until yesterday (for 2 hours), I hadn’t seen the sun since I left LA last Wednesday .. now I just boarded my flight back to LA and there’s not a cloud in the sky .. wtf Chicago weather 🙄 idc if you’re cold, just gimme the sun

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Oh wow and that was my first tweet in 5 months .. welcome backkk

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I know you don’t hear much about him bc #hollyislife and he passed 13 years ago .. but Andy was SO.SOFT. 😭🐶🖤 especially his ears. I wanted to chop one off before he was cremated

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Marquette doin me dirty and already messing up my bracket .. even had them winning against FSU in the next round 🙄😒

But as a UMiami football fan, I’m kinda already accustomed to upsets like this 🤷🏼‍♀️

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HAPPY 29th BIRTHDAY TO MY SISTER & BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD 🥰🍉🥳 Keep being the ridiculous and amazing ball that you are!

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If you haven’t already heard it - here’s a funny story in honor of @kskrypec’s birthday 🤣🍉

So one time, yearsssss ago (maybe 10?), Kel came over to hang after dinner. Okay but the thing about dinner - her dad had watermelon out as an appetizer...

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Then we’re like, hey at least it was healthy? ... Wrong 🤣 the amount of sugar in (an entire) watermelon is ridiculous. The story was spread and she’s basically the watermelon girl.

Anyway, now, at age 29, the theme for her bach party is watermelon, and this is why 🍉

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How/why?!? 🙄

• 65 degree difference in Chicago over the last few days
• only 14 degrees warmer in LA in February
• going from the polar vortex back to an unusually rainy LA
• wut u doin motha nature?
• y tho?

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So how does bereavement work when you’re self-employed? Am I allowed to just neglect responsibilities? 😆

jk that sounded fun until it sounded stressful

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Perfect time to go back 🙄 .. also seeing this makes me think “stop asking me why I don’t live in Chicago” .. then I realize literally no one asks me that, they all know 😆

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“You smell like you’d want a snack”