Just Jack

yeah I still watch movies tho. he/him

[Just Jack @jackjackrouth]

Friendly reminder if you see somebody who looks like me walking around eating a day old Jimmy Johns loaf, it’s probably just me eating a day old Jimmy Johns loaf.

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@cowtoolsbebop Oh uh spoilers
Also have you seen Barbie yet

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@cowtoolsbebop This is so funny bc having just seen it last night, the interview sex scene was a phenomenal choice

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Guy across from me at the airport was wearing a shirt that said “End Bullying” but then another guy sat next to me with a shirt that just said “BULLIES” and now I’m afraid I’m in the middle of a turf war

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Just found out what a borg is, glad to see the youths are finally realizing the power of the gallon of blue.

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Important to know that after every song @darlingside played at their Bethesda Proper concert, the old lady next to me said “very nice”

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Crossword: How many movies were released in 70/80s

Me: Probably something for VHS

Maja: Do you think there were 100 movies made in that time?

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(An ad for cat litter)

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[Siddhant Adlakha @SiddhantAdlakha]

Best Picture nominees as texts from my girlfriend:

[Just Jack @jackjackrouth]

Etsy is always a gamble, received a package from the Custom Pleasure Shop but it’s just a shirt

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This is a Gilmore Girls account now

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“You’re like the Neil Peart of piano players” gosh if only there were some famous pianist to mention, too bad nobody cool ever played the piano

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

thinking about the non-zero chance of Thom Yorke seeing this meme I posted and considering my own death

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

To be clear: If God offered to shorten my life to lengthen Scorsese's- I'd take the deal. This man understands Cinema. Defends Cinema. Embodies Cinema. He has always fought for the art of it and against the industry of it. He has never been tamed and has a firm place in history.

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My current working theory is that all cats, if they could talk, would either have bad French accents of almost fakery posh British accents.

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This reads like a callout, and I suppose it is, but it is I who am the aforementioned buffoon

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Cereal doesn’t belong in the fridge you buffoon

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Never seeing another show again, tried to go to the bathroom and two dudes kept singing lines from Rent on either side of my urinal

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Just watched this man make beef and broccoli with the caveat that if you’re plant based you can just use chicken, didn’t know it was this easy to be vegetarian.

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@sarahsmilez16 There’s no way to know