Jack Jimminy

Professional Pornographic Background Actor (its a tough job, someones gotta do it)

[Alejandro Jodorowsky @alejodorowsky]

The universe has offered to us a precious finality ; being creators of consciousness.

[Jack Jimminy @JackJimminy]

will @lloydkaufman the next @alfranken but for net-neutrality?.. and i don't just mean an old jew who wears glasses

[Jack Jimminy @JackJimminy]

saw @JimSuperwhite a few nights ago at SECCA... he would make some awesome alt-country-funk-porn music

[Jack Jimminy @JackJimminy]

I really need a new profile pic...

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@ernestofucile surriealismo fantastico @alejodorowsky

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been writing alot lately. i think the genre can be be called neo-new-wave-alternative-sensuality entertainment....NNWASE...it needs work

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Is suprised that @ZZ_OliveDay has never featured me as an insider :^( guess male talent isn't worth a damn if we don't go full penetration

[Jack Jimminy @JackJimminy]

still very upset by todays events...yogi bear will never be the same again

[Jack Jimminy @JackJimminy]

awkward audition today.... very unprofessional

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@evilhag Is from delaware too! Ursuline girls were always too cool to hang out with the children of porn stars...prudes

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just watched the extended Braveheart... Turns out Mel Gibson really yells out "FUCK JEWSSSS" in the original version

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www.jackjimminy.com is finally launched.... i wish they had told me that i was going to be called a "pornstar extra"...sounds contrived

[Jack Jimminy @JackJimminy]

I wish @PornPros or @Brazzers would hire me for something action themed... My inspector costume needs dusting off

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will soon be making the move to sunny California. Look out big porn!

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@lloydkaufman was born to play this role http://vimeo.com/13994335

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Was recognized on the street today for my role in "Cheaper By the Dozen: Bjs" Sometimes I forget how good it feels to be famous

[Lloyd Kaufman @lloydkaufman]

@jackjimminy Newgrounds is Tromazing!Fulp is a genius and he is in CitizenToxie,

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this is @lloydkaufman 's favorite video game http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/537029 (Human Centipede)

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http://deadspin.com/5549389/mushroom-tea-murder-man-removes-friends-still%20beating-heart

[Jack Jimminy @JackJimminy]

was just cast in the "human cuntipede"...WHOO!!!