Jack Kelly

Law enthusiast, 1st Team All-American Bender Specialist. Jake Gyllenhall fanatic

[Jack Kelly @jackkellyinc]

Another solid night at the bar

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI”

Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.

[¿ @esotericpawg]

Women need to start in the psych word and earn their way out

[Jack Kelly @jackkellyinc]

@SBSFantasy @SuckMeNels @harrymcgill1776 @Stanleyrob123

[SBS @SBSFantasy]

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[Danielle Livewyler @ordatirxela]

Right up there with DDL in There Will Be Blood, Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight, and Joaquin Phoenix in the The Master. Gyllenhaal should have swept that season…

[MLB Home Run @MLBHR]

Colson Montgomery - Chicago White Sox (25) 2-run 425 feet
+525 @BetMGM

[Jack Kelly @jackkellyinc]

@UnderdogNFL Scheduled tweet

[Jack Kelly @jackkellyinc]

@MLBHR @BetMGM The mouse came thru man

[Brandon @BBBRXND0N]

Boss texted me last minute saying I gotta come in today at 2pm and I’m already 7 beers in

[Jack Kelly @jackkellyinc]

@charlief245 #expand

[Derick @whoaitsderick]

Odysseus spent 7 YEARS at his side chick house, came back home and blamed it on Poseidon 😭😭😭

[br_betting @br_betting]

Of everyone on this list minus the Rams, one pick, the fate of the universe on the line, the Martians have the death beam pointed at earth, you have to hit it...

Who you picking to win the Super Bowl? 🤔

[Barney “Deputy” Fife @DeputyFife69]

If you’re a girl who thinks dressing up as the Lorax is funny genuinely fuck you

[Jack Kelly @jackkellyinc]

I’m causing problems in a place you wouldn’t cause a ruckus

[Jack Kelly @jackkellyinc]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

[Jack Kelly @jackkellyinc]

@All22FantasyGM @FFStalder They gave me a ticket and $10 bonus money as well

[Jack Kelly @jackkellyinc]

@evensjrs @KalshiHoops Wow wonder what it takes to play that much playoff games 🤡🤡🤡🤡 Jayson Tatum = WINNER

[Kalshi Hoops @KalshiHoops]

Most Playoff PTS in the Last 10 Postseasons:

3076 — Jayson Tatum
2949 — LeBron James
2788 — Jaylen Brown
2735 — Nikola Jokic
2733 — James Harden

[I Don’t Watch Film (Football Analytics) @NoFilm_Analysis]

Last season, I told you to target Dont'e Thornton Jr.

He didn't do shit.

Don't listen to me.

[Stanley Roberts @Stanleyrob123]

I LOVE YOU JAYLEN BROWN. @FCHWPO

Brad is a terrorist for what he has done.