Jack Kyle

[Jack Kyle @jackkyle_]

All I want is to be out of school and have a job that pays me to travel the world.. is that too much to ask for?

[Jack Kyle @jackkyle_]

@sydneymunns go to bed

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

maybe if I had won the zack n cody danimals sweepstakes my life would be different rn

[WIINTRR @robhimsis]

It is exhausting not being a billionaire yet

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

Those attending the #StraightPrideParade are all White Supremacists and trashy looking MAGA Cultists waving tiny American flags. Must suck to live a miserable hateful life.

[Alex Dransfeldt @alexdransfeldt]

No offense but fuck u for using me to make u happy until u felt like u didn’t need me anymore and left me wondering where i went wrong

[Brett Wigdortz @Wigdortz]

One of the fun but difficult parts of creating another startup after @teachfirst is agreeing our values and community norms. We’ve thought deeply about providing My First Vape as part of the @tineyco welcome pack but in the end decided against it.

[Medscape @Medscape]

The inventor of #ibuprofen has died. He created the drug to help deal with a vodka-induced hangover. https://t.co/HKYkYFdYrg

[Lean @2relaxeddd]

You may be single on Valentine’s day, but at least you’re not spending it with someone who cheats on you 🤣🤣🤣

[Jack Kyle @jackkyle_]

You ever loose your job and have your car wrecked in the same day?

[Mikey @mikeyisbrown]

fuck all of you vodka water haters. i'm convinced y'all just don't know how to make one. you're telling me i can be hydrated all night, wake up hydrated with no hangover, consume minimal calories, and STILL get blacked out??? give me some limes and sign me up, clink clink bitch

[Jack Kyle @jackkyle_]

This guy from the states really just told me he tried bringing fishing hooks in his carry on and got them taken away..people like this shouldn’t be traveling 😂

[Jack Kyle @jackkyle_]

@Hannah_R02 We have the buddy system

[Jack Kyle @jackkyle_]

@HayleyStroobant “Big mood”

[Jack Kyle @jackkyle_]

The worst call to get while you’re mid nap “can you come in an hour early we have a reservation of 30 going in your section”

[Jack Kyle @jackkyle_]

The guy next to me in class “I didn’t get any hw done this weekend” why “I was in jail”

[Abdinoor @abdinoorx4]

When u see no wet floor sign and gotta get these bills paid https://t.co/k3IEPboBtB

[Neal Pecht @neal_pecht04]

*after drinking heavily with some of your closest friends*

my brain:
don’t say it
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don’t say it
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me: “I just fucking love y’all so much”

[Jack Kyle @jackkyle_]

@_morgannm Love my fans