Me: Cool Lizard you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. Your style too crisp. they’ll kill you
Cool Lizard:
@shoe0nhead They're lying to everyone and saying it's a test of the emergency broadcast system. When in reality your phone will only make the noise if you're gay. So really it's a nationwide test to see who's gay, like really gay. The louder the beep the gayer you are.