Jackie 🦖

I tell stupid jokes and people fear me

[Jackie 🦖 @jackleeeene]

Ew I hate that whenever I go visit my sister in sac I get major anxiety driving by any target 😣😣🤢 trauma is the worst

[Jackie 🦖 @jackleeeene]

I'm so stressed that my whole body feels like a throbbing nerve 😭 I'm on such a short fuse and it's the worst

[Jackie 🦖 @jackleeeene]

I dont understand why I have to write a lesson plan intended for a 5th grader as a student in an ECE class. Excuse me lady but early childhood is 0-8yo. SO MAD 😡😡😡

[Jackie 🦖 @jackleeeene]

This has been the longest week ever and I really just wanna go watch a movie in theaters and eat a ton of popcorn to feel better like the good ol' days 😭

[Jackie 🦖 @jackleeeene]

Meanwhile I was $12,000 in debt so I I straight told him to shut up. Good times lol

[Jackie 🦖 @jackleeeene]

Lol I remember one time my crazy ex tried to get sympathy from me post- break up by saying he tried going to school but he stopped because he was $1000 in debt.

[Jackie 🦖 @jackleeeene]

Summer semester is coming soon so it's time to stress cry about how broke I am living off a teacher salary 🙃🙃😭😭

[Jackie 🦖 @jackleeeene]

At my work we have a Parasaurolophus Dino toy and I can't pronounce it so I renamed it my friend Ricky so now everyone calls him Ms. Jackie's friend Ricky. My proudest teacher moment.

[Jackie 🦖 @jackleeeene]

Me when there is social media drama

[Jackie 🦖 @jackleeeene]

Update: my manz exposed me 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jackie 🦖 @jackleeeene]

Plz help I'm more of a murder-crime scary movie type person 😅😅😅

[Jackie 🦖 @jackleeeene]

Guys help how do you fit into a weeb group

[Jackie 🦖 @jackleeeene]

I'm at church with my manz and thank God I have a resting B face so no one wants to come shake my hand 😅😅😅

[Jackie 🦖 @jackleeeene]

@ernietrombone Do they think you're planning on teaching gen ed or what?

[Jackie 🦖 @jackleeeene]

Ew my ex showed up on people you may know on insta and I'm offended that he hasn't blocked me on that account 🤮🤮🤮

[Jackie 🦖 @jackleeeene]

I hate that whenever I see anyone that looks like my ex I shiver uncontrollably for a couple minutes. It's been 4 years plz stop. 🤢🤢🤮🤮😖😖

[Jackie 🦖 @jackleeeene]

@jennnifer21_ Girl if you ever need help feel free to ask me too so you can spare him the shame 😂😂😂

[Jackie 🦖 @jackleeeene]

I've had a headache all week and I can't tell if it's allergies or rona lol send help

[Jackie 🦖 @jackleeeene]

One of my kids lowkey believes she's a cat and I can't even count the amount of times I've tripped over her cause she follows me around the classroom crawling like a cat. Girl imma start sneezing on you cause I'm allergic to cats if you don't stop

[Jackie 🦖 @jackleeeene]

He's 4 and farts on me everyday.

[Jackie 🦖 @jackleeeene]

I had a parent conference today and they told me their child has a crush on me and im like