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i’m like elena from the vampire diaries if she was on an ssri // 26

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pov: you’re plotting world domination

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@katdidathing You are so pretty

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@millerIowlife Shit you’re so right

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@mcavoymiz Of course this is a kid in Missouri LMAO

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@feederofcats Wonton is simply too powerful

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@maarmelee What worked for us was slow introductions and lots of rewards for good behavior! Our oldest girl learned she got churu or treats when she was nice to her baby brother.

They still have their moments if he pesters her too much, but he has learned to back off a lot.

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@LUFC1992_v2 @caseysgenstore Everyone discovering Casey’s breakfast pizza now is my favorite thing 😂

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@Burger_comb0 Forbidden yogurt

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@madsssagascar every time I see a tweet from you I know it’s about to be fire

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in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

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@zillowgonewild Unironically I think this house is cool as fuck

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@sockmoments Bro why would they make you all panicky like that just to hit you with the “everything’s fine!!”

Glad you’re okay!!

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They prescribed me with rizz 😔 my game too weak

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@Applebunze These are so cute! I hope she’s proud of her work 🥰

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@Riley_Gaines_ Why does your husband look like he’s wearing someone else’s face?

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@brihindthescene Having your adult bridesmaids pay for their own dresses is one thing but an 11 year old ??? What??

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@rachelmillman Congratulations!!!!

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I love baby corn so much he’s trying so hard to form a thought

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@ashhhhhhole Keeping your sweet girl in my thoughts ❤️

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@TheExtraLargeK @MotoKitten91 @juniorkingpp Him learning this information