jack lindeman

my diet starts tomorrow

[jack lindeman @jacklindeman]

When two people kiss it creates an uninterrupted tube connecting two butts, which is exactly what makes it so sexy.

[The Goochyssey @bobgoochman]

gf agreed watch Master & Commander tonight

[jack lindeman @jacklindeman]

quick fix here

[MADS ⚾️ @mdestefano14]

Who America is cheering for in the Superbowl

[jack lindeman @jacklindeman]

grok is this real

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Happy Holidays, Philly!

-From our nation's greenest founding father 💚

[Emil DeRosa @emilderosa]

The Mamdani campaign really illustrates what I love about NYC- you can be in Harlem at a church in the morning, hit Greenpoint for the marathon, somehow you're at the Knicks game with your boy, then you're at a gay bar in Bushwick. All in a day. The Big Apple baby, take a bite.

[Tiger Webb @tfswebb]

guy in march 1805 thinking he has a pretty steady handle on things: battlefields are on land ☺️

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“do the eagles have a plan to stop patrick mahomes?”

do the chiefs have a plan to stop the power of love? the power of friendship? the power of believing that together, we can climb any mountain?

[jack lindeman @jacklindeman]

@cthunman would love to bleed out here

[jack lindeman @jacklindeman]

accusing the “happy birthday” crowd of being bandwagon fans unless they were in the delivery room

[jack lindeman @jacklindeman]

look at this guy going absolutely nuts for blueberries and mealworms... imagine what he’d do for buffalo wings

[Philly Zoo @phillyzoo]

Happy World Sloth Bear Day to the goofiest guy, Bhalu 🐻💙

Keepers filled a puzzle feeder with some of Bhalu's favorite treats like frozen blueberries and mealworms as a form of enrichment to mimic foraging in the wild!

[Carl Thunman @cthunman]

Only in New York

[jack lindeman @jacklindeman]

the rats of new york waking up to the news of eric adams’ arrest. the king is dead, they have won his war of aggression

[jack lindeman @jacklindeman]

another thing 9/11 took from us

[jack lindeman @jacklindeman]

mlb be for real rn

[MLB @MLB]

Which mascot is better? 🤔

Catch @Braves-@Phillies tonight at 7:10 pm ET on @ESPN.

[naman @deleuzesionaI]

(biking in nyc sober) anyone who has ever driven a car should be executed

(slightly geeked on an electric citibike) their is Lowkey beauty everywhere u look…..,.

[erica @ericanextdooor]

oh you like nyc? name every rat

[John Kruk @JohnKruk]

TV built into the mirror in the bathroom. Who knew

[Phillies as Gaeilge @buailanclog]

Inniú na Mets, amárach an rí 👑

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

just had an earthquake. only in new york

[jack lindeman @jacklindeman]

cant believe theres a free day every 4 years and its not a holiday?? we invent “time”, force it on life - and when it fails and something weird and wonderful happens, were just expected to give it to work?
we have no sense of whimsy no appreciation for grace. it makes me sick

[jack lindeman @jacklindeman]

@sonyabish brag