jacklynjean

jackie was a rich punk rocker, silverspoon and a paper plate. #11

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2004 is the year, not the fucking price.

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@LACityDPW leaks, on leaks.

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@SenFeinstein - you are the real-life princess/general Leia. I was in middle school for columbine/high school for 9/11. My first vote-or-die @MTV presidential election was 2004, when celebs flocked to basic cable to “not my prez” then, but stfu for @realDonaldTrump now. #WTF

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To the residents of #thelouiselosfeliz : how bout them fireworks 🎇 🎆 tonight?! And the hospital-adjacent constant sirens? Honey, you are in lucky @CD13LosAngeles , not the celeb-lined hills of LF:

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@shiitaco @James__Dixon It’s horrible!!! …I was going out of my mind trying to find the unconventional/super-specific ways that the words provided might be covertly connected?! Only to realize after “mistake 1” that the movie titles were the verbatim answers for each tier. #fml

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But, like, her “guitar” isn’t plugged into anything? …she appears to be miming the correct notes/holding down the right frets, while strumming the correct strings which likely manifest to give the same musical results of those songs… but also: HER GUITAR::POSH’S VOCALS

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Ummm what?! S2 of Lincoln Lawyer kicking off to the sounds of #hepalien ?! #gilmoregirls

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Elder millennial just acknowledging: All too well (10mins) = Konstantine, etc. (not comparing. Just noting that for every generation there is a new slayer)

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Elder millennial just acknowledging: All too well (10mins) = Konstantine, etc.

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An open letter to tonight’s #losfelizfireworksbandit (aka: #thebarnsdallparkbullet): tonight=PTSD; I have close family in the FBI & CA DoJ, + i work at a law firm… consider this a cease and desist: DO NOT PULL THAT CAR-ALARM SIREN-INDUCING brand of nonsense EVER again #fireworks

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The perfect combo of an aggressively #GenX soundtrack and insanely stacked guest cast of @TheBearFX #TheBearFX #thebears2 #season2 are amazing, but they only enhance the brilliant stories, dialogue, character development, etc. #WritersStrike 🤜

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Watching @hulu #amibeingunreasonable . It’s giving: the best of @Kathbum #theduchess - meets @AppleTV #badsisters @SharonHorgan …it’s somehow 100% both of those shows combined, & also 100% something new/different, at the same time!🥂❤️🏆👏🏻 #1986 #daisymaycooper

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@__imhungie Of course I’d be an entertaining and delightful addition to your television program(s)… I just don’t believe that any such program(s) exist. #scam

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Have you seen #thesixthsense but also didn’t like joe “not being a killer” in @YouNetflix s4p1? if so, HOW? WHY? WHAT? #You s4 was here to redeem the 1999 version of us (not joe), bc we didn’t see it coming 24yrs ago,but we totally called it this time!

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@joegunn @YouNetflix YES. #YOU s4 gives so much MIC energy

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@ELLEmagazine So… late 90s / early 00s / aughts skate shoes are coming back?! Apparently?!

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Do kitchen counter tops count? 💥

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If I had a nickel for every time I chose not to tune into a boy’s band/music bc I wanted to keep liking him/not hating his band/music: I’d be rich enough to just buy a boy from a band I legitimately liked.

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All of these social media @Spotify summary wallpaper things popping up… meanwhile I just upgraded my phone & @pandoramusic tells me my account (that I pay for) does not exist… 2023: welcome to my return to #terrestrialradio @kcrw @TheSoCalSound @heidiandfrank_ whatever.

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@TMobile I have the internet.