Clint Beastwood

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I don’t know which is longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else holds the phone insisting it’s hilarious

[Billy Hadid @BillyHoffman__]

My favorite part about drinking a cocktail is the texting

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Thank you I will adjust accordingly

[sam snow⋆❆₊⊹ @sxmswrld]

boomers had the beaches at normandy. i have a 14th st union square transfer. history repeats itself

[Mia @boygrrI]

public transit is not that bad if you bring a jbl speaker

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Kristi Noem Asks Husband If There's Anything He Needs To Get Off His Chest https://t.co/J72HDK1mqP

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

village lady at 11am: don't be silly, port wine doesn't make you drunk

me leaving her house 2 hrs later, tears in my eyes: this has been so, so special

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

this may sound crazy but you need to get these into as many baskets as possible

[Reggaeton Crave @ReggetonCrave]

Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime Show officially becomes the most watched Halftime Show of all time with 135.4 million viewers, breaking the all-time record.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

is there a Balls Cheney

[lil daddy @FitMisterTeeJ]

and that’s, ladies and gentlemen, why he’s the super bowl performer. politics aside, numbers don’t lie

[roo @rootemperature]

venmo me when u get home so i know u are safe ❤️

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick, “I’m about to throw a brick at you”

[mau @rllydu]

jake, jill, and hall

[charlie @chunkbardey]

taking your keys on a trip feels so silly it’s like hmm yeah lemme bring these just in case where i’m going they have My Door

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

I'm a 58-year-old retired roofer from Zanesville, OH who has no relationship with his children and has been banned from 4 separate Chili's locations for berating staff, and I have deep concerns about the Democratic candidate for mayor of New York City, a place I have never been.

[Clint Beastwood @jackmad27]

You’re such a good girl your honor

[Bitchy Witch @TraderGoys]

People in New York be like yeah we can hang out at my place