Mr. Sir

oy / vey

[TheStockGuy @TheStockGuyTV]

I saw drop this coming

It's exactly why I sold $MU at $98 last year

Early, but not wrong

[Mr. Sir @jackmalka24]

Unreal post

[Godzilla Ganker @2Josher]

duhhhh uhh thanks for taking me to the big game boss!

[naiive @naiivememe]

me holding to zero instead of selling for a loss

[Boor @Wild_Boor]

@PoliceIncident First rule of gun safety is to have fun

[Arlo White @arlowhite]

I suspect either a tray table was down, or one of the window blinds was still half open.

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

The front row of karaoke when I crush Niggas in Paris.

[sam🎮 @blanks_sj]

i just cancelled cause fuck that

[Pankaj @the2ndfloorguy]

i hooked my whoop to my work calendar to find which coworker gives me the most stress 🚨

thanks to fable, I reverse engineered whoop to pull per minute heart rate. nd matched spikes with cal events and attendees

I now have a leaderboard and I think about it daily.

few info masked for obvious reasons ;)

[Tim Healthy lifestyle 🏋️‍♀️ @clint_timmy]

This is really impressive.

[Mike Foran @MikeForan21]

HVAC service guy just pulled out his iPad. How screwed am I?

[Luke Cannon @lukecannon727]

The cashier at Home Depot just asked me if I wanted to round up to support the SpaceX IPO

[Forbidden HQ 🐇 @WearForbidden]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Israel has launched OPERATION MOSSAD MILKERS — using cutting-edge Project Bluebeam tech to beam a gigantic holographic Abigail Shapiro floating over Tehran, chest-first, in a last-ditch effort to demoralize the Iranian population.

It’s not working. Early reports indicate the giant glowing figure is mainly causing mass confusion and power outages across the city. Psychological warfare has never been this expensive… or this awkward.

Early reports suggest this was Ben Shapiros idea. This is not yet confirmed.

[Aaron Cannon @AaronLCannon]

I started talking to my co-founder like Claude

[worm (extra wormy) @wormymcwormersn]

drinking $1200 worth of cappuccinos at the dealership to cancel out the repair costs on my car

[tanık @tanik_tr]

Jaguarlarda suya sessiz ve neredeyse hiç sıçratmadan girme davranışının, büyük oranda suda avlanma alışkanlıklarından kaynaklandığı belirtiliyor.

[َ @solacexe]

niggas meet their girl off hinge and get their job off indeed and wonder why their life is slop

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

It’s the youngest country he could think of

[Mr. Sir @jackmalka24]

This video is unreal lol

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Knicks fan says “My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior”

[Leveller @JoaoMiltao]

I'm wondering if we can find some old pornos from the pre-revolutionary Iran

[𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗠𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮 @txsalth2o]

I'm grateful to women who hyphenate their last names, because you immediately know that they're going to be a pain in the ass.