Jack McDonald

Aspiring Engineer, Keen Statsman, Horrible Footballer, Worse Cricketer

[Jack McDonald @jackmcdonald29]

7 years ago saw a Lakers game at Staples with my best mate followed by a Martin Solveig all nighter before almost being murdered in some sketchy area of LA on the way back to our hotel. Take me back.

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@paddyy93 Here I was thinking BT was unbearable.

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Grand Final day in Melbourne. Where on earth would you rather be on planet earth. What a treat!

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What on earth is Derm wearing?

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Alright jokes over. When is BT going to get the sack for being the most incompetent, hopeless commentator in sporting history?

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Then later at the register after browsing the vitamins aisle for a solid 10 minutes having picked up her prescription “can you open another register, I actually have asthma”. I never thought I’d run into the world’s most important person but this might well be her.

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Shout out to the entitled lady at Chemist Warehouse who skipped the queue of 8 people waiting to leave a prescription with the line “excuse me can I get some service I’ve got asthma”. Yeah no dramas lady I’m sure nobody else here has any medical dramas to deal with currently.

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Bumped into Dan Andrews on the golf course today. Didn’t have that on my Sunday bingo card.

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@JackCJohnston Shane Biggs Never Forget

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Dusty, what a guy. Hard not to love him even though he broke my heart a million times. Been an absolute champion.

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Rhys Stanley has seemingly played the only good quarter of his career and is well and truly back to his old tricks of being a liability at everything he does.

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Fair dinkum could Neale dream of a better forward line to play in for his first few seasons. Learns from 2 all time great key forwards. Looking forward to watching him for years to come.

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The goal posts are really helping us here.

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It must be exceedingly difficult for the players with these shadows all over the ground. It’s a shocking watch on TV.

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Tyson Stengle having a good year is so underrated in its importance for us having a good year.

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Gee whiz the Suns supporters would be rightly filthy with how that game was decided. Bloke with his back to the footy wins a free in the goal square 75m off the ball. Shocker!

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@roseadelaney @paddyy93 not Aunty Kath 😂

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Alastair Clarkson promising for the 11th time to seek help for his anger issues seems a little hollow at this point.

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@paddyy93 Day 5 at Lord’s was the absolute wildest thing I’ve ever seen watching sport. The mob mentality of the crowd was just unbelievable and visceral and disgraceful. It was sensational.

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Got the 1am Jetstar flight home from Darwin this morning. 4.5 hours with less than zero legroom and therefore zero sleep as I was hugely uncomfortable. Mark Blicavs was on the same flight, he’s 10cm taller than me. How does Geelong allow that to happen?