Jack Merridew

What is up my Mt.Dewds!

[Jack Merridew @JackMtDew]

... what just happened? #NeverAgain #AllOverNow

[Jack Merridew @JackMtDew]

WAIT THERE IS A ADULT HERE? #AMISAVED?

[Jack Merridew @JackMtDew]

@RealChiefRalph at least one of us learnt how to REALLY make fire. #Mixtapes #NoAloeVera

[Jack Merridew @JackMtDew]

told you. coming for you next @RealChiefRalph

[Jack Merridew @JackMtDew]

get out @RealChiefRalph @Piggy_DeadMeat. last chance

[Jack Merridew @JackMtDew]

what are we raiding @RealChiefRalph for? the conch? not really. #sneakybeaky

[Jack Merridew @JackMtDew]

I< i l l t h e b e a s t ( u t h i s t h r o a t 5 p i l l h i s b l o o d.

[Jack Merridew @JackMtDew]

just going to drop by. dont mind the missing firewood. if you want MEAT, come over to our side.

[Jack Merridew @JackMtDew]

a gift for the beast

[Jack Merridew @JackMtDew]

No but seriously thogh, @RealChiefRalph is a coward and he doesnt deserve to be chief. Im #DoneWithThis. Im out.

[Jack Merridew @JackMtDew]

OHMYGODTHOGHLIKEACTUALLYWHATSAMNERICWASRIGHTPLEASESAVEMEITSLOOKINGMERIGHTINTHEFACEITSSCARYGETAWAY!

[Jack Merridew @JackMtDew]

I<ill the pig! (ut his throat! I<ill the pig! I3ash him in!

[Jack Merridew @JackMtDew]

Going pig hunting with some hunters. @RealChiefRalph is going HAM on these pigs. Still not as well Rounded as me thogh.

[Jack Merridew @JackMtDew]

GUYS WE JUST FOUND A WIZARRRD CASTLE!!!

[Jack Merridew @JackMtDew]

Samneric said that they saw the beast. Oh please, the beast is as real as the conch's power right now. Oh well, we'll just hunt it down rn.

[Jack Merridew @JackMtDew]

MANN! Who does @RealChiefRalph think he is?? He can't hunt, can't sing, can't even lead. #BestAtEverything #MakeTheIslandGreatAgain #NoRules

[Jack Merridew @JackMtDew]

What are the littluns thinken? Squids? Ghosts? #ImDone

[Jack Merridew @JackMtDew]

@TheLittlunz Honestly thogh, this is not a beast island. Even if it was, I could kill anything here. Even a beast. #KidsPls #BestHunterEU

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@RealChiefRalph says fire > pigs. Whats next, no more facepaint?

[Jack Merridew @JackMtDew]

@RealChiefRalph Yeah, my bad.