Chief Ralph

12. The true chief of the island.

[Chief Ralph @RealChiefRalph]

Thank god I found that Navy officer. We are being rescued now but 2 people died though. #couldthishavebeenavoided

[Chief Ralph @RealChiefRalph]

Try to find me now @JackMtDew. You will be trapped in the creepers where I'm hiding. #comeatmebro

[Chief Ralph @RealChiefRalph]

@Piggy_DeadMeat is dead and Samneric are now with the hunters. How far are we going to go to kill each other? #whydidthishappen

[Chief Ralph @RealChiefRalph]

We need @Piggy_DeadMeat glasses for the fire. The only thing we can do is ask for it back.

[Chief Ralph @RealChiefRalph]

So @JackMtDew and his hunters came and stole Piggy's glasses. But I managed to beat some of them up so they won't be coming back.

[Chief Ralph @RealChiefRalph]

They killed @simon_yesus... That was murder... But I wasn't involved... Right? #theyarethebeasts

[Chief Ralph @RealChiefRalph]

So @JackMtDew and his hunters just invited us to a feast and now looks like one of those crazy Indians. #uhokay

[Chief Ralph @RealChiefRalph]

Don't worry everyone. @JackMtDew will come back. He will be scared and come back to do the sensible thing.

[Chief Ralph @RealChiefRalph]

Yeah sure @JackMtDew. If you're so brave, go up that mountain by yourself while @notanedgelord and me stay down here

[Chief Ralph @RealChiefRalph]

@simon_yesus No puns intended :)

[Chief Ralph @RealChiefRalph]

@notanedgelord didn't the author say that he never spoke much?

[Chief Ralph @RealChiefRalph]

DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT! I hit that boar! I hit it right on the snout! #bullseye #huntingiscoolnow #whosbetternow

[Chief Ralph @RealChiefRalph]

Feeling a little homesick now. I want to go back to the cottage with the ponies. Time to add this to my playlist
https://t.co/GUK7AG3LV9

[Chief Ralph @RealChiefRalph]

Alright apparently there is a beast on the island. All the biguns except for @Piggy_DeadMeat should go track it down. Lets move!

[Chief Ralph @RealChiefRalph]

@simon_yesus The only good ones left are me, you, @Piggy_DeadMeat, and Samneric. #GoTeamRalph

[Chief Ralph @RealChiefRalph]

@simon_yesus I wish daddy was here to rescue us... #homesickness

[Chief Ralph @RealChiefRalph]

Nobody is listening to me even though I have the conch. This article isn't helping either
https://t.co/4NjMDxPlTy

[Chief Ralph @RealChiefRalph]

@simon_yesus @notanedgelord yeah i think so but we were supposed to put it in chronological order

[Chief Ralph @RealChiefRalph]

@notanedgelord https://t.co/lmB7nyrAEY

[Chief Ralph @RealChiefRalph]

@notanedgelord I knew you were trouble from the beginning.