Simon

simon, 12, no rescue anytime soon

[Simon @simon_yesus]

I need to tell @RealChiefRalph @Piggy_DeadMeat and @TheLittlunz about the beast. They were wrong all along!

[Simon @simon_yesus]

Wh-what is that! Is th-that a pig's head speaking to me!?

[Simon @simon_yesus]

Finally got to talk to @RealChiefRalph without making a fool of myself #finally

[Simon @simon_yesus]

That castle was humongous! Hopefully it wasn't the beast's house........

[Simon @simon_yesus]

@notanedgelord I think he does when Jack, Ralph, and Roger are looking for the beast on the mountain (something about a frog)

[Simon @simon_yesus]

@RealChiefRalph That track name.....

[Simon @simon_yesus]

I always embarrass myself in the worst way possible. Ouch. #distracted #trees.

[Simon @simon_yesus]

Maybe the beast is a human.............

[Simon @simon_yesus]

@notanedgelord Now Roger is gone, isn't that great. 👏

[Simon @simon_yesus]

@RealChiefRalph @notanedgelord alright

[Simon @simon_yesus]

@RealChiefRalph @notanedgelord If we tweet further on about a chapter that we all are not tweeting about (Simon finds LOTF), is that ok?

[Simon @simon_yesus]

Thanks @JackMtDew, now nobody cares about the meeting. We need grown-ups ASAP!

[Simon @simon_yesus]

Maybe @Piggy_DeadMeat is right. @JackMtDew hates us all! #nostoppinghim

[Simon @simon_yesus]

Assemblies suck, no one'll take me seriously.

[Simon @simon_yesus]

Now that I think of it @RealChiefRalph , there actually may be a beast. Us.

[Simon @simon_yesus]

@RealChiefRalph the @TheLittlunz probably imagined this whole "beast" thing up, so don't blame me. #whyme

[Simon @simon_yesus]

Sorry @JackMtDew I know you bravely hunted that pig...... but @Piggy_DeadMeat has to eat too. Be nice to him for once!

[Simon @simon_yesus]

What is up with those hunters and their hunting! #meatcrave.

[Simon @simon_yesus]

I could be back at that cabin in the forest. I could finally get some peace and quiet from all this commotion.

[Simon @simon_yesus]

@notanedgelord alright, i'll just tweet stuff but they won't be in chronological order of the story