Jack

Have attended church before | Could maybe beat up a small deer in the wild if provoked

[Jack @jackmuntean]

Dude fuck off to everyone that says drinking milk is bad for u, have fun snapping your arm while I’m ripping phone books in half

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served

[Jack @jackmuntean]

never seen them in the same room

[Jack @jackmuntean]

you think the bar will have the nickeloden slimetime broadcast?

[trin @glooomiii]

lmao get loved loser

get absolutely fucking treasured

[Jack @jackmuntean]

my forefathers had to hunt & gather for food and i just ordered hot dogs to be delivered to my doorstep

[, @w0a0i0f]

“sorry for trauma dumping” bro i literally love and care for you? it’s an honour to learn about the complex and subtle ways that life has shaped you? i hope to be your trusted friend and confidant for the rest of my days?

[ٍ @manic_posting]

Addison Rae, I have received the instructions you have encoded in your music

[Jack @jackmuntean]

she be doing interpretive dances on it

[Jack @jackmuntean]

i said 5 tequila sodas for me and my boys

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Bro last night was exactly as the prophecy foretold

[Jack @jackmuntean]

@_uglyassboi @AccidentalBron

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Tell the chef I said yummers

[Jack @jackmuntean]

need her on the next season of white lotus

[Jack @jackmuntean]

why doesn’t the nba have a morning show. let me host that shit

[Jack @jackmuntean]

this song walked so shallow could run

[culture @notgwendalupe]

19 years ago, Drew Seeley & Vanessa Hudgens released 'Breaking Free'

[Jack @jackmuntean]

roku city is so nice this time of year

[Jack @jackmuntean]

@_uglyassboi something like this perhaps

[Denver Nuggets @nuggets]

______ made me a Nuggets fan

[Jack @jackmuntean]

this is that dog in me btw