jack newton

Mgtow

Not a simp.

[jack newton @jacknewtonflow]

Nanaimo hospital is a third world country

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

“broad” daylight?? kind of a sexist term. do better!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Legalize comedy

[jack newton @jacknewtonflow]

We need a vaccine for chap lips not covid 19 @DrBonnieHenry

[jack newton @jacknewtonflow]

Strawberries in salad is so fkn tight

[jack newton @jacknewtonflow]

Blue cheese with wings or fuck ya mother

[jack newton @jacknewtonflow]

Water is so fkn tight

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

MOST PEOPLE ARE JABRONIS

[jack newton @jacknewtonflow]

It’s a load of shit that dogs don’t live forever

[jack newton @jacknewtonflow]

Imagine celebrating your birthday for a week

[jack newton @jacknewtonflow]

old people always lookin dead while driving

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In five billion years, our Milky Way begins to collide with the Andromeda galaxy. But not to worry. The Sun burns Earth to a crisp long before then.

[jack newton @jacknewtonflow]

Gonna have a nice bath with my toaster later

[jack newton @jacknewtonflow]

@kaarmackay They taste like wet buckerfields

[jack newton @jacknewtonflow]

Gandalf would body Dumbledore

[jack newton @jacknewtonflow]

I’d rather eat a pine cone with glass inside of it than eat anything from Carlos O’Bryan’s

[jack newton @jacknewtonflow]

What the fuck is iceberg lettuce

[jack newton @jacknewtonflow]

Bring on this big earth quake, Port Alberni needs to be wiped out by a tsunami

[jack newton @jacknewtonflow]

“If an illegal immigrant fights a sex offender is it alien vs predator”