Snackie G

Never mind, I got it.

[Snackie G @jacknobeanstalk]

Thank you for your time

[what kind of dog is this @genius_dogs]

absolutely the best thing you'll see all day, month, year, century

[The Unusual Witch @BersTheBighead]

To-do list now that it's spring:
- aggressively blow froggies lil kissies
- pet moss
- sniff the woods
- attempt to translate forest sounds
- squishy mud
- try to telepathically tell trees that i love them

[Snackie G @jacknobeanstalk]

Yuh the most recent one was begging

[Snackie G @jacknobeanstalk]

Chaos brain energy

[Snackie G @jacknobeanstalk]

@bitchywaiter @siouxgaze

[Snackie G @jacknobeanstalk]

@C_nrad

[Snackie G @jacknobeanstalk]

It’s my birthday tomorrow and I’m just like ‘How am I not even 30?’ I should be at least 30 by now considering I feel about 42 years old.

[Snackie G @jacknobeanstalk]

Sad boii party tn

[Snackie G @jacknobeanstalk]

If this isn't the saddest shit...

[Snackie G @jacknobeanstalk]

Being a parent in a nutshell:

[Snackie G @jacknobeanstalk]

Starting off my birthday week by partying with wild dancing egg trees. Get wit it or get out.

[Snackie G @jacknobeanstalk]

@jnath1115 $snackieg or if you prefer Venmo @jgonz019

[Snackie G @jacknobeanstalk]

Look, an art

[Snackie G @jacknobeanstalk]

Today I am going to do an art

[Snackie G @jacknobeanstalk]

Today I am going to do an art

[Snackie G @jacknobeanstalk]

I WANNA LIVE IN THE FOREST IN A COTTAGE AND BATHE IN A STREAM AND FROLIC IN THE MEADOW but also be 20 minutes from downtown and make sure my property keeps its value and can sell in any market

[Snackie G @jacknobeanstalk]

Why am I the only person even roughly my age that is familiar with Huey Lewis and the News?

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Me texting Charlie Brown after his Christmas party: “Hey just want to say your dog was really charismatic tonight”

[claussen pickles @ClaussenPickles]

today's the day

[chrysoprase queen @anahatasol]

“you’re so self aware” thanks it’s ruining my life

[Snackie G @jacknobeanstalk]

@bitchywaiter Waiting till last call to close their tab when they haven’t ordered anything in 60+ mins.
Then after closing their tab continue sitting and carrying on until after close.
Eventually forcing me to tell them GTFO- we’ve been closed for an hour- I wanna go home.

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

I’m not a scientist but watch this HR and tell me we shouldn’t be investing in figuring out how to create healthy steroids