Sourdough Saucer

call me "buttery jack noir" again and i'll pry off your kneecaps

[Sourdough Saucer @jacknoirinthbox]

i have been informed that i cannot say this in a public forum. buy our tacos or feel a knife between your ribs.

[Sourdough Saucer @jacknoirinthbox]

why the fuck do we even sell tacos. they taste like shit.

[Sourdough Saucer @jacknoirinthbox]

i got stuck in the frozen patty container and the only other employee on shift won't help me out because "it fits the brand." i swear when i get out he will be more stab wound than man. fuck this hellstaurant and fuck its stolen name.

[Sourdough Saucer @jacknoirinthbox]

(Yesterday...)

[Sourdough Saucer @jacknoirinthbox]

@davestriderlol okay. that's $5.99, give me the money and get the fuck out.

[Sourdough Saucer @jacknoirinthbox]

i'm not the fucking mascot. stop asking me where my suit is.

[Sourdough Saucer @jacknoirinthbox]

welcome to jack in the box. order a burger or choke to death on your own saliva.