Michael Jackson

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Q: What do you call a Russian Army division that has successfully retreated from Ukraine?

A: A company...

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@AnnitaBBC #yourquestions are all the rebel MPs reflecting views of constituents no-one seems to have asked this

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@StephenNolan is this Dominic real. He seems to find it amusing that none of the recommendations have been put into practice

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@StephenNolan why does NI have 5 hospital boards to service 2M people. 5 CEO and admin salaries. Money/resources wasted

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In Ulster golf courses are closed, garden centres are open; what about getting garden centres to create pitch and putt courses #pitchandputt. Great revenue stream

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@StephenNolan civil service has over 1000 posts unfilled! If education boards alone had restructured correctly they would have had plenty of people. Another political farce

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@StephenNolan why does nobody come out and say it. There is no incentive for the executive to make a decision. They know that if an election was called tomorrow they'd all be voted back in. They're not interested in the public only their own sense of power

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@GreenislandGC #menswinterleague Don't forget the rules have been amended. Sign in on the computer - Don't use the computer handicap - Make sure your card is filled in correctly and put it in the box

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@GreenislandGC #menswinterleague your Winter League handicaps for this Saturday 7 Nov. No buggies allowed unfortunately

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@GreenislandGC Men's winter League entry now closed and teams drawn. These are now posted up in the Locker room. Enjoy your golf

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@GreenislandGC final reminder that entry to Men's Winter League closes on Saturday. Don't get left out

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@GreenislandGC entries for the Men's Winter League close next Saturday 10 October make sure you sign up by then

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@GreenislandGC Don't miss entering our Grand Christmas Draw. Choose your squares on the boards in the bar for a chance to win great prizes.