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[geoff @jackoff_geoff]

i will never forget my bruise willis .

[geoff @jackoff_geoff]

bruise my Willis . ill die hard for her .

[geoff @jackoff_geoff]

going savage on my Adam . busting myths . No . Nuts .

[geoff @jackoff_geoff]

my dick a myth and I a m busting it .

[geoff @jackoff_geoff]

Going Adam savage on my my “ dick “ … myth … busted ….

[geoff @jackoff_geoff]

you wouldn’t last a second in my sock .

[geoff @jackoff_geoff]

im trying to deck the Halls .

[geoff @jackoff_geoff]

got my dick out and I ‘m j ‘ing it off . ✌️

[geoff @jackoff_geoff]

any way I am making that turkey nasty .

[geoff @jackoff_geoff]

stuffing that damn turkey . Not with a beer can . Not with any thing familiar . Unless you are Deb . I miss you Deb .

[geoff @jackoff_geoff]

taking the pumpkin for round 6 . cheers .

[geoff @jackoff_geoff]

fuck I’ ve missed u .

[geoff @jackoff_geoff]

cut a hole in a pumpkin . you know what is next .

[geoff @jackoff_geoff]

while you’re jacking off , i have been jacking ofg harder . and better .

[geoff @jackoff_geoff]

watching black mirror s 1 e 1 and wondering why no one will fuck this pig . Oink oink . mud .

[geoff @jackoff_geoff]

wish I could shoot loads like the tweets . x ‘s what ever .

[geoff @jackoff_geoff]

if my diary got out . id go into hiding . and wank .

[geoff @jackoff_geoff]

this is my diary . an wank .

[geoff @jackoff_geoff]

going to Vegas strip . finding some babes to show me how its done . call me never .

[geoff @jackoff_geoff]

played strip poker for the first time and everyone kept telling me to keep my clothes on . what the hell ? this is horse shit ..