Jack Offenhartz

[Jack Offenhartz @jackoffenhartz]

@Mickstape4Ever @dreadcraft @ColeyMick @TylerIAm I went to high school with a kid whose grandparents or great grandparents owned a paper mill in upstate New York, and they invented the folding top for paper milk cartons. They had a compound in Lake Placid where the king and queen of Sweden stayed during the ‘80 Olympics

[Jack Offenhartz @jackoffenhartz]

@TylerIAm @ColeyMick @Mickstape4Ever

Admittedly I’m a little behind on the pod, but as a current employee I was cackling at the fellas finding out about Dick Stack

[Jack Offenhartz @jackoffenhartz]

.@nocontextcfb

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@jimmygards Dawg Pac is such a perfect encapsulation of the glory that was the emphasis on EXTREME-ness of the second half of the 90s, or at least is my memory as a person born in 1990. Every expansion team name is so focus group and billable hours-y these days

[Jack Offenhartz @jackoffenhartz]

I know what the people crave, AI baby versions of sex pests. Come see our new movie!!!!!

[ZRO Films @ZROFilms]

Kevin Spacey stars in 1780 Watch now.

[Jack Offenhartz @jackoffenhartz]

This is what they play on the screens at the bowling alley after you roll a gutter ball

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

This Mets hit by pitch statcast graphic was hilarious 😂

[Jack Offenhartz @jackoffenhartz]

Got that Bob Kraft photo for the breaking news tweet on him not getting into Canton ready to go for you boss, real spooky and eyeless just like you asked for!

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Patriots owner Robert Kraft, like his former head coach Bill Belichick, was not selected for entry into this year’s Pro Football Hall of Fame class, sources told ESPN.

The Class of 2026 will be revealed Thursday at NFL Honors in San Francisco, but it will not include Kraft.

[Jack Offenhartz @jackoffenhartz]

@misfitpatriot Hat curve looks very cool and normal, sir!

[Jack Offenhartz @jackoffenhartz]

@RyanShead Damn! I have Lynch and had a full colectomy after stage II cancer. I drink Metamucil every morning and it does a really good job as a binder, if you catch my drift

[Jack Offenhartz @jackoffenhartz]

@RealWayneRoot Hair is looking great sir!

[Jack Offenhartz @jackoffenhartz]

@ContextFreeCBB If this isn’t some variety of religious observation hairstyle, I am perplexed beyond belief. It offends me as a bald man, frankly. Hair is a privilege, not a right son.

[Jack Offenhartz @jackoffenhartz]

@techhalla Looks like shit man, thanks for depleting precious natural resources by creating it 👍🏻

[Jack Offenhartz @jackoffenhartz]

@Srirachachau He seems to be a shockingly normal 40 year old man despite being internationally famous since he was 15 years old

[Jack Offenhartz @jackoffenhartz]

@MattZeitlin “Going out like Stan Chera” still pings around in my brain whenever I feel under the weather

[Jack Offenhartz @jackoffenhartz]

@ok_but_still Just honkin’ on bobo

[Jack Offenhartz @jackoffenhartz]

@ClueHeywood PMT fantasy fuccccbois ass name

[Jack Offenhartz @jackoffenhartz]

@TylerIAm It’s like the great Brian Regan bit about golfing with a recently divorced buddy and his wife asking him how the friend is holding up, and he say he doesn’t know, but he’s got a new driver

[Jack Offenhartz @jackoffenhartz]

@BunkiePerkins It’s very clear they’re planning a sequel around the Jack Quaid guy being a Leo Getz type character, but who also does cool stunts. I will excitedly watch it the day it hits Prime.

[Jack Offenhartz @jackoffenhartz]

@Srirachachau I’m a big, “your house is open to inspection by your house and the members of your house” guy

[Jack Offenhartz @jackoffenhartz]

@TylerIAm

[actual heathcliff comics @RealHeathcliffs]

24 Jun 2025