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Jesus was Jewish

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I'd like to improve on identifying my cue to leave

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Will my flight from DFW ever be on time? No.

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@bridgeyphillips They’re so pretty 😭

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@bridgeyphillips Unfortunately I also want you to spend hundreds of dollars on decorative pillows from pottery barn

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@bridgeyphillips 🥲

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@bridgeyphillips 🥲

[New Jersey @NJGov]

you called?

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@bridgeyphillips That’s why you’re a real one

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All jammers, no films

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Another day, another conspiracy theory from the mailman

[Barstool Penn State @PSUBarstool]

How bout we talk about yall avoiding the end zone

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@bridgeyphillips Nah

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@bridgeyphillips Todays the day!!

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Today I learned that my husband has me listed as a “friend” for his emergency contact at work

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I’ve had two very specific nightmares this week where the issue started with a a random geographic change I was not aware of.

1. Ohio took the place of Alberta
2. Indianapolis became the capital of Maine

Why 🫠

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@kronaedge @TheRevOfJersey 🤣

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@bridgeyphillips @13dphilly Happy birthday Donny 👻

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How do you play redemption in beer pong? Plz respond.

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I’m not athletic but I’m good at beer pong

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@TheRevOfJersey I think my style aligns with chilis tho