Jack Hammer

Currently between quarantines

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@showerfeelings Someday after you die, someone will think of you for the last time and then no one will think of you again, forever.

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@ChipotleTweets @NikkoV310285641 They are giving the same form response to every tweet of this pic. Translation- “We are going to do literally nothing and hope this goes away.”

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@PhilBry75568376 @ChipotleTweets @___whoami It’s because they won’t do anything about it. They want people to be grateful for the “opportunity” to get a wage that still won’t cover their rent.

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@ChipotleTweets @QuiteContrary09 I would guess that nothing will be done. They make their money exploiting their workers.

-“We pay $.50 over what we are legally obligated to pay you, so therefore own you.” -Chipotle management, probably.

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@ChipotleTweets Let me translate this into ‘pleb’ for you: “Now that we pay you a ‘generous’ $15/hr, you are slaves.”

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Canada is just store brand America.

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Me watching Olympic gymnastics: That was incredible! What skill!!

The Announcers: Ooof, he cant be happy with how that went.

#Olympics #TokyoOlympics #gymnastics #italllooksamazingtome

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

I'm sincerely sorry.

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how they always know where I’m at

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@NBCSuperstore "Why would I watch TV? We are living in the golden age of Podcasts." --The most Jonah esque response I can think of.

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@atmosphere

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Using the back burners on your stove is peak adulting.

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This guy went to Harvard holy fuck

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

By rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement, President Biden indicates he’s more interested in the views of the citizens of Paris than in the jobs of the citizens of Pittsburgh. This agreement will do little to affect the climate and will harm the livelihoods of Americans.

[Jack Hammer @JackofHammers]

What I have learned about the priorities of the US Government in the last week:

$700B for foreign aid = necessary

$2k for struggling Americans during a pandemic = unnecessary

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@BOPdefenseForce @THR

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@BOPdefenseForce @THR Yeah places love it when you show up to to an interview and tell them that you are going to be leaving them abruptly to go back to your much better paying job once the Governor allows it.

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@BOPdefenseForce @THR Have a job. Just not legally allowed to do it.

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Finally! 9 months into the pandemic and I can now pay half my rent once before going broke again. Thank you #COVID19 Stimulus bill!

[R.K. Hayes @RK_Hayes]

@MSNBC @maddow