JACK

[Al Carns @AlistairCarns]

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The money you spend on your ticket will now go back into fixing your train. Not a shareholder’s yacht.

This is what we were elected to do.

[Trevor McArdle @McardleTrevor]

Inflation “unexpectedly” fell by 0.5% to 2.8%

Growth was an “unexpected” 0.7% - the highest in the G7

Net immigration “unexpectedly” fell by 82%

NHS “unexpectedly” met it’s interim 18 week target

Our media have so deceived the public that all positive news is now “unexpected”

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[🇯🇲7hanos876🇯🇲 @thanos876]

And here-in lies the problem, ppl are blindly voting for a party without being informed of what their policies are.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"Britain's future lies with Europe - and one day, back in the European Union."

Former health secretary Wes Streeting says the UK needs a new special relationship with Europe, as he calls Brexit a 'catastrophic mistake'.

https://t.co/SYHV5Ws1Hc

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

its almost like it was a lie....

[Viviane: 🌹Labour led by Keir for me @LaindonFEMINIST]

Those MPs blaming Keir Starmer I want you to know I blame you.

You have failed to keep your constituents informed. I publish lists every week of Labour successes. You need to be sending these out. Here’s the last two. Inform your constituents

[Justin Biggs 🌹 @jjbiggsy]

Fastest growing economy in the G7.

NHS waiting list lowest in 3.5 years.

Be very careful what you wish for.

#BackLabour

[Updates Zara Larsson @updateslarsson]

Zara Larsson singing ‘Midnight Sun’ at the iHeart Radio x TikTok release party for ‘Midnight Sun: Girls Trip’.

[yoni soprano @legally_male]

Went looking for rocks that look like meat and only found this dumb rock that looks like a soggy loaf of bread

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

Throwing all my company's confidential info into ChatGPT to respond to one email

[GFed🇺🇸 @GfedGoCrazy]

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

[Neo @NeoWokio]

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

[Paul Peeters @palpeet]

Twitter zoals Twitter bedoeld is

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

It’s her day

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

how it feels trying to sleep the night before a big event

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

People: "You don't have kids, you can sleep in on weekends"

My cat at 5 a.m.: