Me: I earn £100k
HMRC: That’s nice, we’ll take £45k
Me: I bought a car
HMRC: VAT applied
Me: I want to gift my kid £5k
HMRC: Taxed
Me: I made money from crypto
HMRC: You mean we made money
Me: I made £50 profit on Vinted
HMRC: That’s income. Tax it
Me: I bought a house
HMRC: Stamp duty please
Me: I want to retire
HMRC: Pay tax on your pension
🚨❤️🤍 BREAKING: Eberechi Eze to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties.
Crystal Palace to receive package in excess of £60m as Eze preferred #AFC over Spurs.
Arsenal win race over Tottenham, been in advanced talks for days but never sealed.
HE COMES FROM SWEDEN THE GIRLS ARE VERY NICE
HE DUMPED HIS GIRLFREIND TO PLAY IN RED AND WHITE
HES SCORING GOALS WITH THE CANNON ON HIS CHEST
HIS NAME IS VIKTOR VIKTOR GYOKORES
And just like that we are back!!! 2025 starts with a home clash with Caldicot RFC🏉🏉 Come and get behind the boys and make sure 2025 starts the right way🖤🖤 #UTH