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Get Bage-Raited

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“Okay” feels so much nicer than “ok”

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I love being a fat chud. But no one understands me for real.

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Stuffed my packing peanuts in the box but spent all my money on kalshi bets and onlyfans subscriptions so I can’t buy the plan B. Time for plan P.

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When she doing the Turkish twirly twist on my twiggle twang but the years of galaxy gas finally catch up to me and I can’t get it up.

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Yo, does the diamond gym let fat chuds who eat twinkies and goon all day catch a lift or nah?

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Shawty started tugging my jawn but all I was thinking bout was what rakai was doing on his stream. Rs.

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Hitting thumb curls so I can text my next talking stage “wyd” and “have you eaten today” at max efficiency and speed 30x a day.

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What do I got to do to blowup on X? Post my meat or sum..?

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Everybody “got your back” until you’re knee deep in cow sperm. Know your friends before they lead to your ends.

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Dropped down from high ground to tunnel with you, but then you went and grappled away. This isn’t about Fortnite.

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If I had hella cleavage instead of some lil ah meat I could take over the world

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Tried to bag the wrong girl for me, bagged the girl, had to breakup with the girl cause she was wrong for me, miss the girl

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When clairo said “my heart is under the weather” I felt that fr

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Now that I’m single do I become an fboy or an FFboy

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Thought I had my chudette… but she was making money on kalshi behind my back��

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What are you supposed to do after you lose your gf

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Me: We should hangout sometime
Her: Yeah sure, I’ll ask a couple of friends
Me: okay sounds good

*gotta take the 3 so I don’t get ghosted*

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My pillow talk be Fortnite comms fr

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Walking on the grass while my two friends take up the sidewalk

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On the floor staring at the ceiling wondering what could’ve been. (This is abt my Fortnite game earlier, nothing else)