Jack Pasche

I took 2nd place in the 2016 State Stone Skipping competition.

[Jack Pasche @jackpasche]

If someone says “I work primarily in the ____ space…” you bet your ass imma stop listening

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Eagle bee pi 🫡

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

idk what this means

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He was just a kid 💔

[TMZ @TMZ]

🕊️ The United States penny has died. It was 232.

What we know: https://t.co/cTCqwQLmrD

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Just found out Danny Trejo’s broke

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“I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car”

Derivative, redundant, bullshit. You already told us you were riding shotgun.

“Horsepower, horsepower, all this polo on I got horsepower”

Metaphorical, thought-provoking, and dare I say badass?

My 2¢.

[Jack Pasche @jackpasche]

Do it for Sean Bean

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@Mikey_Baggss Ummmm so this kinda popped off

[Woodward Sports Network @woodwardsports]

15 years ago today, Armando Galarraga pitched a "28-out perfect game." 💔

[Jack Pasche @jackpasche]

The fact that @pants so clearly loves basketball is really the icing on the cake for me

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@grok is this guy real?

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6 hours of World War II podcast heading into Miami bachelor party #LockedIn

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Noon games build character and are essential to the Big Ten college experience

[On3 @On3]

NEW: An Ohio Representative has presented a bill to prevent Ohio State games from being scheduled at noon👀

The bill would prevent games from beginning before 3:30 when a state university is involved❌ (except for Michigan)

https://t.co/KgwEW73JGt

[Jack Pasche @jackpasche]

Well there goes the summer road trip

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@rece_messmer Terrelle Pryor used to scare the shit out of me, that guy was a wizard

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Chills

[Eli @EliBashiNBA]

I don’t wanna beat a dead horse but the Pistons absolutely NEED Final Countdown intros on Thursday and Sunday at LCA.

[Jack Pasche @jackpasche]

@PaschTagRachel

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Have you seen the résumé? The guy is a championship magnet.

UMiami to win the natty: +3300 ✅🔒

[Gaby Urrutia @GabyUrrutia247]

Miami has added former Michigan assistant tight ends coach Jack Clark as an analyst, @247Canes has learned.

While an Ann Arbor, Clark worked with tight ends like Colston Loveland, AJ Barner, and Luke Schoonmaker.

https://t.co/FdCeLhVdSM

[Jack Pasche @jackpasche]

He knows he has that shit on

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This tiny lizard perfectly shedding looks like he's wearing a tiny lizard space suit

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My fatal flaw is that I am convinced I would be a top 5 basketball player of all time in Cambodia

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Evil harry styles