Jackj

[Jackj @jackpmg]

Tv show Dingo rate my baby! Where the dingo rates peoples babies

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Seeing kids with food on their faces around their mouths is worse than seeing a gore in a horror movie

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BBQ sauce is so in right now

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@internetxdaddy Why does it have a bush?

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It’s raining and I’ve left all my origami outside :(

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Mushrooms👀
🗣️MUSHROOMS!
👨🏾‍🍳🍄mushrooms 🤌🏽

See it say it sorted

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@Danielllefg Younger me would be very confused about why adult me hasn’t bought every expansion ever with adult money

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Cinema that only shows Stuart little

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@LibDems how do I stop you guys from knocking on my door and posting ads through my letterbox? I can I get my address taken off your list please

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@tombilske My new hobby for 2022 is not knowing what this is, and never finding out

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When people ask why I moved to the UK

Me: to watch a nation slowly disintegrate

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@sainsburys The link goes to chatbot which leads to a refund option for missing/damaged items but no option for a late delivery

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@sainsburys our home delivery is an hour twenty minutes late and no contact from driver.. no one answering the phone when we call. please help

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@Joffinov And if you want to hear a South African lady talk loudly about how dolphins will rape you if you swim with them, then my garden is the place to be! 🐬

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@TomWatt91 @tombilske I also have no idea how to interpret this data

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The pokemon I’m most similar to is pokeball

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Wanna kiss u on the chips

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I sold my soul for a solero

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@samwenban Hahaha not sure how that happened! You are unblocked

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This is my most valuable asset