Jack Owen

Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!

[Jack Owen @jackpmsl]

I've never had to apologise for anything I've done while stoned. I've never regretted anything I've done while stoned. Drinking is no better

[Jack Owen @jackpmsl]

@khadijahmoalin_ http://t.co/G7OGRtW48G

[Jack Owen @jackpmsl]

@3bdElMassi7318 @khadijahmoalin_ ...What?

[Jack Owen @jackpmsl]

@3bdElMassi7318 @khadijahmoalin_ dats wot i thout lol litel fagit is wot u r fite me in rel lyf kunt il fuk u up me u and allah triple thret

[Jack Owen @jackpmsl]

@3bdElMassi7318 @khadijahmoalin_ if u got sumthin 2 fukin say say it 2 my face lil gay boi dats all u r lol lil gay boi id fuck u up irl

[Jack Owen @jackpmsl]

@3bdElMassi7318 @khadijahmoalin_ fite me

[Jack Owen @jackpmsl]

@sarahwuzhere @khadijahmoalin_ #banter

[Jack Owen @jackpmsl]

#banter

[Jack Owen @jackpmsl]

@khadijahmoalin_ Did your dad have to kill someone to get into ISIS or did he just have to fuck a goat?

[Jack Owen @jackpmsl]

@khadijahmoalin_ @rachel_henley @FxckIlyas your dad's at home passing a goat round his ISIS mates cocks.

[Jack Owen @jackpmsl]

@khadijahmoalin_ @rachel_henley @FxckIlyas They went on a suicide mission with your old man

[Jack Owen @jackpmsl]

@FxckIlyas @rachel_henley @khadijahmoalin_ Shut up cunt

[Jack Owen @jackpmsl]

@rachel_henley @khadijahmoalin_ @FxckIlyas Hahaha last time I heard a mum joke I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

[Jack Owen @jackpmsl]

@khadijahmoalin_ @rachel_henley @FxckIlyas Hahaha what the fuck. Wanna go tag team and fly a plane into a building?

[Jack Owen @jackpmsl]

@khadijahmoalin_ @rachel_henley @FxckIlyas THIS IS NOT NICE, OSAMA!!!!!

[Jack Owen @jackpmsl]

If @jimmykimmel and @jimmyfallon ever have a fight to the death, I hope they both win.

[Jack Owen @jackpmsl]

THE 140 CHARACTERS RULE IS FUCKING GAY! You can't say anything worth saying which is why my Twitter feed is constantly full of shit.

[Jack Owen @jackpmsl]

@FootyHumour @BBCSporf And the award for Most Original Joke of All Time goes to...

[Jack Owen @jackpmsl]

This is what the edge of your seat was made for

[Jack Owen @jackpmsl]

"You knew Christ?"
"Knew him? Shit, nigga owes me 12 bucks."