Lowest Value Husband

A tw@t amongst tweeters. Ambivalent ultracrepidarian. Ain't no follow back girl. #BLM #wearamask. pronouns: whatever you like.

[Lowest Value Husband @JackPumpkinhead]

When You Don’t Want to Live, but You Don’t Want to Die by @coburn_janet https://t.co/bbchNWwvGS

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@robcryptx New Mandela effect just dropped?

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@RebecTV Never gets any better, mate!

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@OgronThe That must be what they meant by "you'll be getting smart new hats"

On the bright side at least they distract away from the whole *indicates general facial area*

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@ThreatNotation Setting up for "the big concert" opening the sheet music reveals, instead of notation, the notes are displayed like gene expressions

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@ThreatNotation Drummers condemned to eternally counting-in while other band mates stand around chatting.

Every track you record sounds perfect until played to someone else, at which point they sound like a cat trapped in a cutlery drawer

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@EliteSemicolon @Harmody_ @ThreatNotation Banger, ngl

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@ThreatNotation Micing up a big band, but every time they are all in place, a single tension nut on a random mic stand fails, over and over again

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@MinkCinnamon @ThreatNotation I'm sweating just reading that

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Here in the UK everyone who didn't break the glass fills that time with "waaaaay!"

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

When a glass breaks there’s like 3 seconds where no one knows what the fuck to do and everyone acts like a glass has never broken before

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Same: a literal pig in shit

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Can someone stop my brain from trying to fit this to REM's Losing My Religion, pleasethankyou?

[Marc Riley ⚽️🍺🐳 @marcrileydj]

That’s me on bass closest to the photographer…

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@fakehistoryhunt I like the titles of old books. Like, Robinson Crusoe's full title is just a TL;DR

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@peprally 🙂

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Having had to look up Paw Patrol, I can confirm that this is a stretch

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@itsmolly We had that extra bank holiday, maybe that's it?

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@beilis_jay Rare Buster Gonad cosplay

7/10 could be more unfeasible

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@pipmadeley I like to imagine someone holding a string of sausages off camera

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A reminder for your #mentalhealth