quiben

29 y/o. I work in film. Aim for the bushes.

[Industrial Light & Magic @ILMVFX]

We’ll say it again: we are incredibly proud of the team here at ILM for crafting some truly stunning work on @Netflix’s #LostOllie, and for bringing home this #Emmy! What a journey, @ShannonTindle_1 and @pramsey342!

📸 @Haydzilla

[Specsavers @Specsavers]

We’re offering a free lens removal service for all Man Utd fans.

Simply visit your local store and we’ll pop the lenses out of your glasses so you don’t need to watch them anymore.

[Lolathon @VRLolathon]

I had to do it...

[Captain Kevman @Kev_away]

Harry Potter and the Escalating Cost Of Living.

[Jordan Adams @JordanKAdams97]

My nephews Ethan’s pre-k class made a cook book, and all the kids had to come up with all the recipes😂😂 so much better than I could’ve imagined.

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

“We’re just ordering an Indian. You want naan or rice?”

Me: https://t.co/AReBFmvZxK

[louise @URN0TTHEONLYONE]

sam fender was right

[Bontan @BontanUK]

Thank god I washed out that used tin of chopped tomatoes to recycle the can.

[adam_smart96 @adam_smart96]

Less unnecessary nights out and more holidays is the motto for 2022

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

C’mon you hammers

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

at any given moment there are about five emails trying to kill me

[Josh Lawless @JoshLawless_]

Me on the dodgems

[Rob Beckett @robbeckettcomic]

Imagine the poor bloke shooting his shot asking out the girl from work he fancies on WhatsApp seconds before it went down. What a brutal few hours of waiting for that guy.

[Glenn @glennmc67]

This has killed me off

[Jamie @Jamie10__]

Olympics but people get randomly picked to represent their country like jury duty

[Rob Beckett @robbeckettcomic]

Tough ending to what was one of the most exciting last 4 weeks of my life. We go again.

[Louise Donaldson @Loulameg]

Yeah sex is cool but have you received an email like this from your works?

[quiben @jackquiben]

A short story for Friday