Jack Read

might make Brexit a country…

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Statement on the death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II (1/3)

[KIXNKARBS @KIXNKARBS]

Everyone at The Weeknd concert recording him cancel the concert

[Tom @puddlegrump]

London zoo not pissing around

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

a truly special film incoming

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Stand-up comics are very adept at handling hecklers.
Violent physical assault... not so much.

#UgliestOscarMoment_Ever

[Steven Goldstein @RabbiStevenG]

Once upon a time, four sons were born to Jewish Ukrainian parents. Three sons were murdered by the Nazis. One son survived.
The survivor’s grandson is now an international hero fearlessly confronting his country’s invaders. He is Volodymyr #Zelensky, President of #Ukraine.

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

Everyone else sees an escalating humanitarian crisis in Ukraine. Truss sees a photo opportunity.

[E. @starks_kenxbi]

FIRST LOOK AT OBI-WAN AND ANAKIN!!! #Kenobi #StarWarsGOATS

[Rob Keyes @rob_keyes]

What is happening #TheBookOfBobaFett

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

I take it back, they probably could organise a piss-up in a brewery.

[Rebecca Front @RebeccaFront]

Dear @BorisJohnson and Co, this is what’s meant by ‘leading by example’.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

World begins unprecedented third attempt at 2020.

[Jack Read @jackread1795]

Watch @KingRichardFilm to see me as a parent. Not sure what my unborn children gonna do yet. But I’m gonna be like that.

[solar (commissions open) @solarbroccoli]

Bro was on cloud 9

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

I could’ve told her that.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Public told to plan ahead for Christmas due to supply issues, forcing majority of men to bring their shopping forward to Dec 23rd.

[Rob @thegallowboob]

every damn time